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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the widespread prevalence of the AAC file, [foundation can shut down online sites but personal disconnected devices no]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

SCP-XXXX is a digital AAC file

Type-A subjects [smart] perceive Beethoven's Symphony no. 3.

Testing shows that type-B subjects perceive the audio as a poorly-produced song with English lyrics, loosely belonging to the new wave or art pop genre. The contents of the file are described with approximate consistency across Type-B subjects, verbalized within their individual ability within the parameters of their prior knowledge of music. This implies that the mind-affecting aspect of SCP-XXXX does not involve compulsive speech or gained knowledge. No lasting psychological effects to hearing the AAC has been observed after testing. [it's just what you hear]
[rephrase this part]

The anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX renders traditional digital audio analysis useless.

On October 21st 200█,

[testing log tables collapsable]

Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

Person: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

Addendum: I suggest we request status as Thaumiel, there is potential use for hiring practices. - Researcher

Request rejected until it is sufficiently proven that SCP-XXXX has a more meaningful analysis of intelligence. For all we know, this is just an entity's personal opinion - Doctor ███

Incident: During testing on 8/11/20██, Doctor ███, who had been purportedly a type-B subject, reported that she had heard SCP-XXXX as a Type-A. This is the first recording example of [this switch] happening without brain injury.
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