EggbertTheDestroyer

Title 1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Worldwide scans for phone contacts containing SCP-XXXX and any form of digital mention of SCP-XXXX are to be performed at 00:00 GMT each day. Any contacts or messages found are to be deleted, and the holders of said contacts or senders of said messages must be delivered a class-B amnestic within 6 hours of data deletion. If an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is present in the holder's home, SCP-XXXX-1 should be terminated in an appropriately discrete location, or delivered to the nearest Foundation Site if the means are readily available.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phone number, prefaced by the country calling code +426, an unused country calling code not corresponding to any country or region. As of 28/8/████, there is no publicity or public knowledge of SCP-XXXX. Any attempt to track the origin of SCP-XXXX fails, often resulting in the equipment used becoming severely damaged.

When SCP-XXXX is called, the voice of SCP-XXXX-1 responds within half a second of SCP-XXXX being called. The exact words used by SCP-XXXX-1 and the tone used vary between calls, however all calls go as follows:

SCP-XXXX-1 asks the caller if they would like a pizza, not specifying any information about said pizza. If the caller agrees to receive pizza, SCP-XXXX-1 tells the caller to enjoy, then immediately terminates the call. If the caller does not agree, or says anything other than a yes or no answer, SCP-XXXX-1 may either 'restart', asking the caller if they would like a pizza again, or terminate the call.

Exactly 30 minutes after a

Addendum-XXXX-1:

Addendum-XXXX-2:

Title 2

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter¹

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phone number, prefaced by the country calling code +426, an unused country calling code not corresponding to any country or region. As of 28/8/████, there is no publicity or public knowledge of SCP-XXXX. Any attempt to track the origin of SCP-XXXX fails, often resulting in the equipment used becoming severely damaged.

When SCP-XXXX is called, the voice of SCP-XXXX-1 responds within half a second of SCP-XXXX being called. The exact words used by SCP-XXXX-1 and the tone used vary between calls, however all calls go as follows:

SCP-XXXX-1 asks the caller if they would like a pizza, not specifying any information about said pizza. If the caller agrees to receive pizza, SCP-XXXX-1 tells the caller to enjoy, then immediately terminates the call. If the caller does not agree, or says anything other than a yes or no answer, SCP-XXXX-1 may either 'restart', asking the caller if they would like a pizza again, or terminate the call.

Footnotes

1. [The object class of SCP-XXXX cannot be accurately described within this document, and the Keter class has therefore been assigned as a precaution.]