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SCP-6222-A and SCP-6222-B
Item #: SCP-6222
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Both SCP-6222 instances are to be held in separate containment chambers.
SCP-6222-1 is held in a storage unit in Site-64. Personnel with level 3 clearance or higher may remove it for testing. It must be held in a container made out of chromium and tungsten.
SCP-6222-2 is held in a 8x8 yard containment chamber inside of Site-19. The containment chamber must be filled with 1 foot of sand. The Beachball itself should be held in a 3 inch thick glass cube. Only Class-D may enter the containment chamber unless ordered otherwise by the overseer council.
Description: SCP-6222 is the classification of 2 beachballs that read, "New Hope Crime Prevention Fund". These beachballs when put in the water and within 5 foot radius of each other, cause anyone within a 1 mile radius and inside the corresponding body of water will fall sea sick. After 5-10 minutes of seasickness, subjects develop scurvy, soon after subjects report seeing a man made out netting, kelp, sand, and a beachball standing on the water. Suddenly subjects are shoved under the water and drown. This is presumed to be due to the "Beachball Man", designated SCP-6222-3.
SCP-6222-1 is Blue and White with children's drawings on it. These drawing consist of a smiley face, a star, and an orange elephant. When a human being is exposed to SCP-6222-1 for 5-12 minutes, they report migraines and loss of memory. About 1-2 minutes after reporting migraines, the subject attempts to grab SCP-6222-1 and put it to their chest. They will then lay on the beach ball while constantly repeating, "I'm a boat". When SCP-6222-1 is removed from the premises, the subject will go brain dead. All effects of SCP-6222-1 are avoidable while wearing hazmat suits or SCP-714
SCP-6222-2 is a beachball that is yellow, green, red, white, and blue. The object appears more worn than SCP-6222-1, signified by the various marks around the ball. SCP-6222-2 appears to have slight sentience, although possesses very low IQ. It is only able to slightly roll around. SCP-6222-2 has the ability to jump at a height of 6 feet. It jumps at completely random moments, and nothing is known to trigger it. This makes SCP-6222-2 significantly more difficult to contain than SCP-6222-1. Upon physical contact with SCP-6222-2, the subject will begin to experience severe physiological trauma, claiming that the SCP-6222-3 murdered someone close to them. The subject will then claim to see SCP-6222-3 moving toward them rapidly. After approximately 2.5 seconds, the subject will enter cardiac arrest. Medics have confirmed that regaining a pulse is impossible. Autopsies show that each artery and major organ in the body was slit in random locations. The weapon used is currently unknown. Each attempt to deflate SCP-6222-2 via Class-D has been unsuccessful. SCP-6222-2 spews random, often harmful gasses each time that the air valve is opened. The valve then closes itself, most likely by SCP-6222-3. Anomalous properties then resume their natural course. SCP-6222-3 can be seen by low-quality cameras wandering the containment chamber of SCP-6222-2.
Discovery Log
7/13/2015
SCP-6222 was located in New Hope, MN at an event called "Duk Duk Daze", which is a town-wide event. Initial concerns of the object initialized at a "New Hope Crime Prevention Fund" booth when an employee witnessed multiple people fighting over a single beach ball swiped from their booth, claiming they were all boats. When one person was able to get away from the group, other people collapsed and went brain dead. The final subject jumped into the nearby lake and acted as though they were a speed boat. The subject eventually entered a water drain at the end of the lake and drowned. Other employees witnessed SCP-6222-2 jump from a display table. When the employee made physical contact with SCP-6222-2, he underwent severe psychological trauma, and entered cardiac arrest. The same event occurred with EMS responders. This is when law enforcement contacted the SCP Foundation. All witnesses were given the required amnestic treatment.
