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Up: SCP 682-J in a rage state.
SCP 682-J | The Easy to Trigger Person
+++Object Class: Euclid
++Description:
At first glance, SCP 682-J is a 5 foot tall female with red
hair and large ears and eyes. However, once a male says anything within [DATA REDACTED] meters of SCP 682-J, it will enter a rage state, causing the [DATA REDACTED] of nearby personnel, which has a 100% mortality rate. SCP 682-J refers to itself as "vampireself."
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP 682-J is to be kept in an soundproof, 8x8x8 room at all times. SCP 682-J is to have a fully charged phone with Tumblr installed at all times. SCP 682-J should also not come in ANY direct contact with any male personnel who has spoken within [REDACTED] meters of SCP 682-J. Should one of the requirements to activate SCP 682-J be met, all personnel of Site [DATA EXPUNGED] must enter blast shelters as soon as possible, and multiple Nine Tailed Fox units should be deployed. MTF units guarding the entrance for SCP 682-J must wear special gear that muffles their speech. No personnel under O5 access level is to conduct any tests on SCP 682-J. [END LOG]
+Addendum 0-1:
Interviewer: D-0382
Interviewed: SCP 682-J
(Class D is being given questions transmitted by Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] to study the direct exposure of SCP 682-J.)
[BEGIN LOG]
D-0382: "He-"
SCP 682-J: "Oh my being on a higher level of existence! Do not ever use the wrong welcoming terms when addressing a vampiregender! Use 'Khello' instead."
D-0382: "Alright then, kh-"
(SCP 682-J's activation requirements have been met, all researchers on site have been evacuated to blast shelters. D-0382 has been classed as [Terminated].)
[END LOG]
+Addendum 0-2:
(Second testing of SCP 682-J has been granted by the Ethics Comitee. D-Class personnel have been authorized to install a speaker and microphone system in the containment room for SCP 682-J. Site researchers have been pre-evacuated to blast shelters. Nine Tailed Fox units are directly on-site. Dr [DATA EXPUNGED] is asking questions through the speakers in the containment room for SCP 682-J.)
Interviewer: Dr [DATA EXPUNGED]
Interviewed: SCP 682-J
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr [DATA EXPUNGED]: "Khello, Would you like some music?"
SCP 682-J: "F—- no! Music is extremely rascist because it promotes cultural appropriation."
Dr [DATA EXPUNGED]: "What would you do if I played music?"
SCP 682-J "You're oppressing me y'know!"
(Dr [DATA EXPUNGED] plays ancient Chinese music through the speaker set.)
SCP 682-J "(inaudible rambling)"
(SCP 682-J has been viewed to use some sort of [DATA REDACTED] to destroy the speaker set. No personnel should enter the containment room for SCP 682-J for a further 24 hours. Further testing denied by the Ethics Comitee.)
[END LOG]
