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SCP-4974 EleventhAlarm73
The Longsword
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4974 is to be kept in Archaic Weapons Locker 4 at Site-████. SCP-4974 is to be oiled once every 6 months, however it requires no further maintenance. No personel under clearance level 3 may have access to SCP-4974.
Description: SCP-4974 is a longsword in the style commonly found in 1400’s France, and is made of otherwise non-anomalous steel and features a half leather and half twisted-steel-wire hilt, as well as five crosses going up the length of the blade on either side. SCP-4974’s anomalous traits only reveal themselves when handled by males of French descent, 16-25 years of age. When such an individual handles SCP-4974, they immediately become anomalously skilled with the weapon, and gain an innate understanding of the french language, which appears to be permanent. While subjects under the influence of SCP-4974, referred to as SCP-4974-1, retain their previous knowledge and personality, they also gain a sense of urgency that is present at all times, and furthermore a desire to defend those around them.
Addendum 4974-1
SCP-4974 recovery record: SCP-4974 was discovered during a training exercise in Tours, France by MTF Theta 2 in conjunction with French unit MTF Gamma 4. Corporal Michael LeDeaux discovered SCP-4974 in the basement of the chapel of Ste. Catherine de Fierbois in a chest approximately 600 years of age buried in a shallow hole, and discovered it’s anomalous properties. LeDeaux, despite growing up in ██████████, USA and never before having learned french, started to fluently speak it anyway.
Addendum 4974-2
As of ██-██-████ Corporal LeDeaux has been granted special access to SCP-4974 for special missions. LeDeaux has cited the need for SCP-4974 “to be able to handle anomalies that seem resistant to gunfire, and require a more antiquated approach.”
Access was granted, with LeDeaux being issued a sheath and a sword belt.
Test Log 4974-1
Name: Researcher Roland
Date: ██-██-████
SCP was placed on a table, and various D-Class personnel were brought in. D-Class, upon entering the test room, were instructed to pick up 4974 and spar with an MTF professional. After a few minutes guaging the competency of the D-Class, they were then instructed to speak a few sentences in French. Results are as follows:
D-4387, Male, age 52, no French ancestry.
Result: Subject was unable to efficiently use SCP-4974 or speak any French. Subject has since experienced no side-effects.
D-6819, Male, age 23, 72% French ancestry
Result: Subject experienced the the sudden spike in swordsmanship that Cpl LeDeaux experienced upon recovery, and was able to hold a conversation on many subjects in French. Subject retained such knowledge even after replacing SCP-4974.
D-5964, Female, age 20, 86% French ancestry
Result: Upon touching SCP-4974, subject experienced no desire to even attempt to wield SCP-4974. Subject also gained no knowledge of the French Language. However, subject stated almost as if not by choice, “she would not have used it, and neither will I.” Ongoing psychoanalytical testing has yet to conclude on D-5964.
Further tests came to similar conclusions, wherein the parameters seem to be that in order to gain any benefit from SCP-4974 one must be a Male aged 16-25 and at least 70% French ancestry. Tests are concluded for now.
