Per 
- Ideas
- SCP-WWWW
- Forgive Me, Father - XXXX
- Those that Burn Brightest
- Exquisite Corpse Containment Procedures
- Black Lotus - MMMM
- fuckin bunker shit part 1
- Book Club 2
- Corbenic - Ω
- SCP-XXXX-PCS
- 914 Storyline
- Tree Spooky
Here are seperate ideas; they aren't a series or anything, and are the majority of the stuff I work on. A lot of these are unfinished or drabbles and stuff.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-WWWW, SCP-WWWW-A, and SCP-WWWW-B are separate anomalous entities, but due to their related function are classified as one anomaly for ease of containment.1 Due to the nature of the anomalies, little active containment is necessary; SCP-WWWW is effectively contained by SCP-WWWW-A and SCP-WWWW-B, all three of which are contained by SCP-WWWW-B. Mobile Containment Force WWWW is to investigate and remove any instances of SCP-WWWW that resist SCP-WWWW-A.
Description: SCP-WWWW is an anomalous species of carnivorous, single-celled ambush predators living in the upper crust of the earth. Due to the overwhelming proliferation of SCP-WWWW across the earth, SCP-WWWW-A and SCP-WWWW-A were created as Thaumiel-class SCPs to prevent the existence of SCP-WWWW piercing the veil of normalcy.
SCP-WWWW are believed to be extra-planetary in nature, hypothesized to have arrived when the Chicxulub exoplanet collided with Earth. SCP-WWWW entities vary in size and shape, but generally range from 50 to 5000 kilograms, with most of their internal space being occupied by a central vacuole and mitochondrion protected by a rigid cell wall, similar in nature to the cells commonly found in the family Malvaceae. While hunting, SCP-WWWW extends multiple pseudopods above ground, ranging in length from less than one meter to as high as 90 meters above the ground. After sensing movement in the nearby surroundings, SCP-WWWW rapidly envelops the prey in a process similar to Endocytosis, digesting them slowly in a vacuole over several weeks. Large or aggressive prey may rupture tear the vacuole, often killing juvenile SCP-WWWW instances.
As SCP-WWWW instances age, their pseudopods develop a thin cellulose shell, protecting the limb from possible harm. If an SCP-WWWW instance at this stage of development cannot successfully hunt, it will produce smaller pseudopods from the main extensions, sprouting algae-like cells to produce energy from photosynthesis. Due to the growth of shielding on the sensory organs and pseudopods caused by SCP-WWWW-A, all known wild SCP-WWWW instances have become dependant on this non-predatory method of survival.
SCP-WWWW-A is a pathogen engineered by Her Majesty's Foundation for the Secure Containment in the 15th century, as a solution to the myriad SCP-XXXX casualties and loss of livestock. Genetically similar to Progeria, SCP-WWWW-A is a highly contagious Viral infection that causes instances of SCP-WWWW to rapidly reach adulthood, forcing them to enter a dormant stage within days of extending the first pseudopod.
SCP-WWWW-B consists of a memetic disinformation campaign created by HMFSC shortly after the endemic phase of SCP-WWWW-A. Due to the lack of long-range mass communication at the time of distribution, their primitive amnestics were deemed unnecessary, and complete proliferation of the meme was achieved within two generations. SCP-WWWW-B is a memetic trigger that makes infected individuals perceive the flesh of SCP-WWWW entities as a non-anomalous material known as "wood".
"Nooo you can't just turn me into wood"
"Haha trees go brrrrrrrrr"
SCP-XXXX prior containment.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard-issue containment cell in Site ███, and is to be guarded by no less than two guards of atheist-identifying background. No personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX without O5 approval.
If any unauthorized usage of SCP-XXXX is suspected, Foundation AI Joanna.aic is programmed to search newspaper archives and cross-reference any possible anomalies with Exclusionary Site-03.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a wooden structure resembling an 18th-century Catholic confessional booth. SCP-XXXX is largely undamaged, with only minor scratches on the seat and door of the booth.
When an individual enters SCP-XXXX, they hear a voice asking them to confess their sins in the traditional method of their religious background.2 This voice, labeled SCP-XXXX-1, is often compared to the subject's childhood religious leader. For those that converted to religion later in life, SCP-XXXX-2 is unidentifiable but still described as authoritative and kind. After being asked to confess, the subject will begin listing any major act considered a 'wrongdoing' in their faith. Subjects are often reluctant to leave the booth during this time; whether this is a natural effect of SCP-XXXX-1's or the early stages of memetic infection is unclear.
The subject's early confessions will consist of mild childhood offenses; most commonly lying or stealing. As the subject continues, they will begin confessing to wrongdoings of increasing severity. After a few minutes3 in the booth,
After the subject has elaborated their most heinous actions, they will begin listing more extreme
O5-6 sits alone in his home office, looking out at the rolling meadows where he whiled away the days of his youth. The Cowboy runs his fingers, scarred and calloused from decades of wrangling horses and anomalies alike, across his empty gun-belt, hands instinctively going for a six-shooter that's no longer his. No longer there. He thinks back to his youth, keeping his brother same as they galavanted across the fields, riding horses as headstrong and rebellious as they were.
O5-6 no longer has his guns. His youngest siblings are locked thousands of miles away, and his brother…his brother isn't available right now.
Mikell Bright takes a deep breath and accepts that he is hopelessly, unfathomably alone.
SCP-590 sits, half awake, on a low cot in his containment quarters. The machinery of Sector 7's vast infrastructure grinds around him, droning out a dull grinding that pierces the soundproofing around his room like a bonesaw. He feels a dull throbbing from his arms, and realizes they are covered with cancerous lumps, taken from a group of researchers too careless with microwave weaponry. His face itches, and he feels the scars and slashes that criss-cross his face like a lattice in his mother's garden. He doesn't remember his mother's garden. He doesn't remember the tumors, the tumors, the pain and the little red pill that makes it go away for just a second. He doesn't remember any of it.
But TJ Bright remembers that he is alone.
SCP-321 feels bad. PainColdOuchBadNoNoStopColdHurtBad. NeedleSharpHurtColdBad. ScaryBadHurtBad. PainColdHurtBadColdScarySharpHurt. Lonely.
Junior Researcher Martin DiRosario's footsteps echo through the containment vaults of Site-77, breaking an otherwise cloying silence. That's to be expected– an area devoted to containing inert, safe-class anomalies shouldn't be filled with screams or calls for help. The only special thing is just how grey it is– the cement floors and sheet metal siding are utterly non-anomalous, and most of the "anomalies" aren't much better.
Martin gingerly places his parcel into a containment locker, and walks away. Shortly after, RAISA updates the database.
Item #: SCP-963
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized
Item #: SCP-####
Object Class: Thaumiel Safe
Special Containment Procedures: 10 liters of SCP-XXXX is to be held in a secure storage locker in Site 77's Inert Object Wing. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX be consumed except with approval by Site Director Gillespie. Should any personnel be found consuming SCP-XXXX, they are to be subjected to a gastric lavage procedure followed by a seven day medical observation. Amnestics are to be made available upon request to any individuals who have exhibited dependency on SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is to be kept at approximately -12° C to prevent SCP-XXXX curdling. If SCP-XXXX begins to form curds, all 10 liters should be disposed of via biohazard incinerator 3, and new samples of SCP-XXXX should be covertly gathered by MTF Mu-13 "Sane Clown Posse".4
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be infused into the drinking water of various humanoid anomalies and PoIs on the request of their lead containment specialist. SCP-XXXX should only be used for subjects with severe depression, anxiety, or other neurological disorders causing non-compliance. SCP-XXXX treatment cannot exceed a 6 month period or 100 PPM saturation. MTF Mu-13 "Sane Clown Posse" and undercover members of MTF Sigma-66 are to work to collect SCP-XXXX whenever possible.
Description: [Go fucking wild, buddy. I trust you on this.]
Thanks to these people for critiquing my work:
Its a Bad Idea
The Lord Jesus Christ
SCP-MMMM being activated. MMMM-7 has been redacted.
Item #: SCP-MMMM3
Object Class: Eparch
Special Containment Procedures: Copies of SCP-MMMM-7 and SCP-MMMM-12 have been recalled and contained by the Foundation, and are contained in a
Description: SCP-MMMM
From: Overseer Command To: All Foundation Operational Staff Subject: Human Caused UK-Class Global Irradiation Event Date: 24/09/2046
We don't have much time yet, so I'll cut to the chase. Last night, the United States Congress declares a formal statement of war on the Second People's Republic of China. Approximately 14 minutes ago, a volley of nuclear missiles with enough power to destroy half a continent was launched, detected, and responded to in kind. If we do nothing, in the immediate future we will see a great death, the kind the world has never before seen– not due to the work of the anomalous or the alien– but due to our own hands.
The SCP Foundation is dedicated to containing the anomalous. We have kept this mission for over 100 years, and have maintained a veil of normalcy, protecting the rest of humanity from things that should not exist. Indeed, we at the Foundation have a ethical imperative to save humanity, the earth, and the universe at large from the attacks of anomalous entities.
We have no such imperative for non-anomalous destruction. At a vote of 9-2-2, we have elected for the Foundation to do nothing; as such, we expect a fullscale UK-Class Global Irradiation event to occur shortly.We died in the dark, so they could live in the light. What they do there is not our responsibility
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Verse 2 of the Gospel of Saint Johnathan
Servant of God and Spreader of the Good Song
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Long ago, the world was stagnant. Left broken, it collapsed upon itself, but it was never reborn. It died and died, and nothing came along to replace it.
Then, the Great Singer came and birthed It's one true son to this world, to forgive the malforms of humanity and give us the eternal gift of rebirth.
Thus, once more were mountain springs plentiful, once more did the fish swim freely, and once more did the
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
Information in the following document is dependant on, and a result of, the events of ΩK. Any new developments with SCP-2922, Operation Galahad, or the realm of Corbenic as a whole are to be reported to Dr. Isaiah Henderson.
— Emilio Leonard, RAISA Document Curation Department Lead
An image transmitted from Agent DiRosario's upgraded SCP-2922 implant
Event Description: A sperm whale estimated to be 2 km in length was observed breaching the ocean's surface, causing three nearby boats to capsize upon re-entry.
Date of Occurrence: 2020-09-12
Location: Puget Sound, Washington, U.S.A
Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation removed any details about the anomalous nature of the creature from local news sources. Witnesses on ferries and close enough beaches administered Class A amnestics.
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Miscommunications Department
Below is description- thoroughly utilize caution. Utilize thoroughly description is below!
— Department: Miscommunications
Item Number: XXXX# Item
Object Class: Euclid-Class Object
Containment Procedures: Enforce
Description:
Name: Researcher Rochelle DiRosario
Date: 09/14/2022
Total Items: One gold ring embossed with a princess-cut diamond and knotwork pattern, identified post-test to be Researcher DiRosario's engagement ring.
Project Head's Note: Researcher DiRosario did not have proper clearance nor permission to perform this test. Due to ongoing events occurring at the time, she was able to enter SCP-914's containment chamber and perform the following unauthorized test.
Input: One gold ring embossed with a diamond.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One large golden brooch, with a large inset diamond. A small pool of molten gold appears to be encased within this diamond, though no heat is released from the brooch.
Note: No. Get him back.
Input: One gold brooch, inset with a large diamond.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One small solar cell, formed with diamond carbon cells and golden wiring. The cell began gathering energy when exposed to the chamber's fluorescent lights.
Note: Give him back to me
Input: One small solar cell
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One gold ring embossed with a princess-cut diamond and knotwork pattern. Within the diamond is visible a man's face, identified by several Foundation personnel as agent Caesar DiRosario, who had died in a containment breach of SCP-████ one day prior.
Note: Researcher DiRosario was found in the testing chamber of 914, incomprehensibly mumbling about something being "one day too early". Due to current events, grief counseling is not available.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a modified hydroponic chamber in Site-17's greenhouse. SCP-XXXX's chamber should be checked biannually for any damages or possible breaches in its soundproofing and fogged glass; should any risk be identified, SCP-XXXX's containment is to be resecured immediately.
No written materials are permitted within SCP-XXXX's chamber. All individuals entering the chamber must speak in the imperative or phrased as questions; under no circumstances may any words be phrased as statements.
An exclusion zone of 15 meters has been established surrounding SCP-XXXX; under no circumstances may this area be entered with any documentation regarding SCP-XXXX's discovery, containment procedures, and description, nor any documentation regarding The Seelie Glade
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is effectively contained by the non-anomalous branch of the International Churchill Society.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous belief affecting the June 4, 1940 Speech of Winston Churchill, Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Infected individuals believe that the affected line of the speech, "We'll fight them on the beaches", has been replaced with the phrase "God damn I love these peaches".
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is under the purview of the Foundation Memetics department, as well as consultants from the anomalous branch of the International Churchill Society.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous belief affecting Winston Churchill, Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Infected individuals believe that spoken and written communications from Churchill consisted exclusively of the phrase "God damn I love these peaches". According to infected individuals, Churchill's use of changing intonation and rhythmic speech allowed the allied forces to understand his speech nonetheless, and history is unaffected. Further interview efforts have been suspended due to risk of containment breach.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is managed by a joint coalition of the SCP Foundation and the United Kingdom government
Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic belief affecting an estimated 40% of the United Kingdom. Infected individuals communicate exclusively with the phrase "God damn I love these peaches". Individuals seem to be able to pass information among them using intonation and rhythmic speech, and refuse to speak or write any other words as communication.
God Damn, I Love These: Peaches
God Damn: I Love These Peaches
God Damn I Love These Peaches: God Damn, I Love These Peaches, God Damn, I Love These Peaches, God Damn, I Love These Peaches, God Damn, I Love These Peaches.
God Damn, I Love These Peaches: God Damn, I Love These Peaches. God Damn, I Love These Peaches. God Damn, I Love These Peaches. God Damn, I Love These Peaches; God Damn, I Love These Peaches, God Damn, I Love These Peaches.
Here's a list of titles I want to use at some point:
- You Lose 100% Of The Trojan Wars You Stay Out Of
- I Stared Into The Face Of Everything And Nothing, And The Sexual Tension Was Palpable.
- SCP-XXXX - "A specific callout post to SCP user name entered upon posting"
- Rounding First, Rounding Second, Rounding Third, Rounderhouse
- Hey Kitten, Wanna Join My Private VC?
- Marco Rubio's Titfuck Fiesta
- I.W.W.A.L.J.W.W.B.C? (If We Wear A Leather Jacket Will We Be Cool?)
- Webkinz Wondertainment
- "Hey D-class MTF go fight this guy" "Haha rekt"
- 4999-J smokes fat blunts
- SCP-106 dabs on the haters
- Not an idea for an SCP, just a nice thought :)
- Bureauhazardous MTG Combo
- Ska is actually good, but we're victims of a virulent meme that makes us think its bad
- Ambrose Restaurant summons an archdemon that forces the Foundation's culinary staff to participate in an anomalous game show a la Iron Chef or Chopped, against other anomalous cooks, including:
- 5031
- Russian Guy
- Ambrose Brothers
- Ghost of Anthony Bourdain/Julia Child
- SCP-682 (Judge - they were…disgusting)
- 701
SCP-XXXX is a virulent memetic hazard affecting approximately 90% of the Earth's population. Infected individuals believe that Ska Music is bad.
