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Item #: SCP-XXXX (X’s will be replaced with numbers later, obviously.)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of the entity, no containment procedures currently exist. If SCP-XXXX should be located, it is to be closely monitored by Mobile Task Force Beta-XXXX for the duration of its activity until its disappearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX manifests itself in two forms, SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1, respectively. When in its SCP-XXXX form, the entity becomes a caucasian male with an average build and aged around mid-twenties. Once it has taken its humanoid form, SCP-XXXX will then enter a local retail store and be wholly accepted by the staff there, who will recognize SCP-XXXX as a new employee. The in-store manager will give SCP-XXXX a position at the register, even removing another employee if one is already stationed there.

SCP-XXXX will then go through the day, acting as an employee. The entity will converse with customers and coworkers alike. Many of those that SCP-XXXX has come in contact with have described it as “friendly” and “well-mannered”.

This behavior will continue until SCP-XXXX encounters a seemingly belligerent customer. What SCP-XXXX considers to be belligerent varies widely, but some patterns have been noted, including, but not limited to:

  • Customers who argue about prices.
  • Customers who attempt to steal, and are subsequently noticed by SCP-XXXX.
  • Customers who are rude or otherwise unkind toward SCP-XXXX, its coworkers, or other customers.

Once SCP-XXXX is confronted by one such customer, anomalous activity will occur, depending on the behaviour of the customer.

Scenario 1: If the customer is decidedly belligerent, but does not ask to see a manager, SCP-XXXX will act on its own.

Scenario 2: If the customer does request to speak with a manager, SCP-XXXX will summon SCP-XXXX-1 through currently unknown means.

In Scenario 1, SCP-XXXX will emit a continuous EMP pulse, which causes all surveillance equipment to malfunction, through freezing or strong static. All people in the store will then cease all movement, except for SCP-XXXX and the belligerent customer. SCP-XXXX then vaults over the desk or counter between it and the customer, where it tackles the person with ease, regardless of their size or build. The entity will bite the customer quickly at the base of the neck, injecting a paralyzing venom into them. The customer will instantly lose all control of their motor functions. SCP-XXXX will then begin to consume the customer, starting with the feet, and ending with the head. SCP-XXXX will return to its position behind the desk or counter, and all persons inside of the store will resume their previous activities. Interviews with those present during such an event reveal that those in the store were unaware of anything happening, even those who had direct line-of-sight with SCP-XXXX. Anyone who was accompanying the belligerent customer will then pay for whatever items they were originally buying, without any mention of the missing member of their party. Interviews with such people claim that the person consumed “never existed” or they “did not know anyone like that”.

In Scenario 2, SCP-XXXX-1 will appear, after being summoned by SCP-XXXX, wearing a manager uniform of whatever store the entity currently inhabits, but will always be a bald male who is older than SCP-XXXX, and lacks any facial features apart from two eyes. SCP-XXXX will paralyze the customer, as in Scenario 1, but will stop as SCP-XXXX-1 walks around the desk or counter with a professional demeanor. SCP-XXXX-1 will then pick up the customer and carry them to a back room or bathroom of the store. SCP-XXXX will assume its original position, and once SCP-XXXX-1 is out of sight, the scenario will end similarly to the first. Attempts at placing GPS trackers on victims of SCP-XXXX-1 have failed once the entity is out of sight. Searches of the back rooms shortly after SCP-XXXX-1 enters them has also revealed nothing, as SCP-XXXX-1 seemingly disappears completely with the customer.

SCP-XXXX will remain at a store for only a month’s time. Once SCP-XXXX is given the title of “Employee of the Month”, or another similar title, it will suddenly disappear and never return. Coworkers of SCP-XXXX remember it fondly, and state that the entity had to leave its position for “another, better paying job”. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX travels, but its activities are usually reported to be reappearing between 2 days and a week after its departure from its previous job.