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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Access Restriction: Telemachos
Object Class: Safe-II
Threat Level: Orange
Special Containment Procedures:
In order to prevent potential spread of this anomaly, restrict access to this document to only you. Create a classification level and a set of credentials restricted solely to your future/current/past use. The AIC and antimemetics embedded in this document should be sufficient to stave off anyone without sufficient clearance. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to alter this document. Additionally:
- Transfer to the new Site-199
- When Dr. Norikov pitches her idea, believe her
- With Norikov, establish a Causal Anomaly Division; Make sure it is named that
- Marry Norikov
- Send this document to yourself, you'll know how
Failure to follow the above containment procedures will constitute a TK-Class Broken-Time-Loop Scenario, the consequences of which by definition are unknown/unknowable.
Description:
SCP-XXXX was/is/will be this document, and the subject of a Semi-Stable Norikov-Wells Antecausal Paradox. As such, the means by which it was originally authored are unknown/unknowable. For all intents and purposes, you may be considered its author, and will be treated as such moving forward.
By nature of the protections placed upon this document by you, you are the sole possible recipient of this document. This document was/is/will be the originator of both itself and the inspiration for the Foundation Causal Anomaly Division. For that reason, its containment procedures have been/are/will be designed in such a manner as to ensure its own existence.
This item, assuming containment procedures have been followed, was/will be discovered by the Foundation approximately five years ago by an automated database system which noted the legitimacy of the signature encoded in the above RAISA notice, and placed the document in this slot.
Addendum:
Look. I know you hate following orders, because so do I. For the love of God, please follow this one. My entire life, your entire life, is predicated on this document. You go all the way from the bottom to the top of the Foundation in just over a decade because of the amount of certainty and conviction you have. You found a crucial division that helps the Foundation protect humanity. You meet and marry the love of your life.
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