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Interview Log 5120-23-A

Interviewed: Google Lead Network Engineer D████ Y███ (Henceforth mentioned as D.Y.)

Interviewer: Agent H█████ H████ (Henceforth mentioned as Agent)

Foreword: After retrieval of SCP-5120 from Google's █████████ Network an interview with the Lead Network Engineer of the area was conducted.


<Begin Log>


Agent: "What was your reaction to the surprise higher rate of connection in Google's servers?

D.Y.: "We had been working hard but we didn't expect a connection rate that high, we didn't even think it was possible."

Agent: "Why were you baking raspberry pies?"

D.Y.: "Sundar Pichai1 sent us an email to."

D.Y.: "We were told to bake them and plug them into USB ports."

Agent: "What kind of USB."

D.Y.: "Any, 'as long as they are plugged into the network'"


Foundation Personnel were able to communicate with Sundar Pichai. He claims to have no memory of sending such an email. The point of origin of the email is likely to be SCP-5120.


Agent: "We have evidence that the email wasn't from Sundar Pichai."

D.Y.: "Lies, it had his signature and everything."

D.Y.: "Were you the ones who took the pie?"

Agent: "Why do you ask?"

D.Y.: "Somebody stole it, covered it, and put it in a weird locker."


O5 Command alerted Mobile Task Force units Alpha-1 and Epsilon-11 to be on high alert and prepare.

The interview was momentarily paused as Agent H█████ H████ was armed with a COM-15 Sidearm and was told instructions on how to continue the interview

4 Armed personnel were sent to guard the interview room


Agent: "Did you eat any of the pie?"

D.Y.: "Why does it matter to you what I did or did not eat?"


Agent H█████ H████ was instructed to ready his weapon, but keep it concealed.


Agent: "I said DID YOU EAT ANY OF THE PIE!"

D.Y.: "Fine, I did, but you won't know for long."


<End of Log: Source: Unknown>


Closing Statement
All electronic equipment was short-circuited from an outside source. The recording was saved on tape and Junior Researcher C███ P██████was instructed to evacuate the Site with the tape.

Eyewitness Report of Post-Events
D████ Y███ launched himself at Agent H█████ H████, Agent H█████ H████ fired two shots at D████ Y███ before sparks emitted from the COM-15 Sidearm and knocks Agent H█████ H████ unconscious. The door to the interview room was locked. 5 minutes later, D████ Y███ fell unconscious, further interview states he has no memory of what happened after eating a Raspberry Pie he baked for Sundar Pichai and he woke up here.

Mobile Task Force Unit Squadrons Alpha-1 and Epsilon-11 have been dispatched to terminate all employees of Google's █████████ Network other than D████ Y███. SCP-5120 is now to be claimed as a memetic hazard.

All families and related members to those terminated have been administered Class-E amnesics.

D████ Y███ is to be sedated and transferred to Site ██, on the other side of the world, to limit continued exposure to SCP-5120.

D████ Y███ is not to transfer sites unless given permission by at least 3 O5 Council Members, including O5-██.