Enderboy9217j

2 nukes weren't enough.

Item #: SCP-KILL

Object Class: Just kill the damn thing.

Special Containment Procedures: Nukes solve every problem.

Description: SCP-KILL is an SCP that must be killed instantly. In fact, we just found out about them 43.62758019 seconds ago! We have dispatched MTF-Alpha-1, MTF-Epsilon-11, and the GOC to SCP-KILL's very location!

Fun fact: SCP-KILL was the result of somebody stealing my 3rd emergency snack, 5 minutes before lunch, from shared refrigerator 26 (Yeah so I was supposed to use 27 and people could steal it otherwise, and I had 2 more snacks I could've eaten, so what). THE SAME EXACT DAMN THING HAPPENED 80 YEARS AGO SO I PUT 2 NUKES ON BOTH MY LUNCHES FOR THAT DAY! Same fridge same everything.

Question: "Is 25.14 nukes enough?" -O5-Bright

no