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Item Description: A moon nightlight that glows in phases that are the same as the moon (Example: If there’s a crescent moon out, the glowing parts of the nightlight will be in the shape of a crescent)
Date Recovered: June 1st, 2010
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A gif of a dancing SCP-323 with stick arms, hands, legs, and feet. The speed of how fast the gif is depends on the BPM of a song playing on the computer that the gif is on. Any device that has the gif on it will become indestructible.
Date Recovered: August 19th, 20██
Location of Recovery: On a twitter post by twitter user [REDACTED].
Current Status: The post has been privated and can only be accessed by [REDACTED] and the SCP Foundation.
Item Description: A red face mask that doesn’t make glasses fog up.
Date Recovered: March 10th, 2020
Location of Recovery: In a hospital.
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: Not a penny that doesn't make nobody who doesn't refer or write about it refer or speak like it isn't opposite day.
Date Recovered: [NOT REDACTED]
Location of Recovery: Not in a cashier in a walmart.
Current Status: Not in storage.
Item Description: A wired Xbox 360 controller that makes people perceive it as if they were red and green colorblind. People who are red and green colorblind perceive it as if they weren't colorblind.
Date Recovered: [REDACTED]
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: Allowed to be used to play Xbox 360 games during a break.
Item Description: A Spider-Man LEGO minifigure that shoots actual webs from its hands. You just have to ask it do so, and it will. The webs seem to be unique to the LEGO.
Date Recovered: [REDACTED]
Location of Recovery: At a daycare.
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A black top hat that causes the wearer to hear various fan-made Five Nights at Freddy's songs.
Date Recovered: October 23rd, 2020
Location of Recovery: At a Party City.
Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: A file that, when observed, causes the observer to remember something they forgot about.
Date Recovered: █/██/202█
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: Left where it is.
Notes: This could have made SCP-3078 remember to allow people to breathe while laughing. Why didn't we have this before? - Dr. [REDACTED]
Item Description: A Berreta M9 pistol that only works if the user does the American Cup Song dance. The person that attempts to use it seems to know how to do the dance flawlessly, even if they've never heard of it. The magazine seems to have infinite ammo.
Date Recovered: March 15th, 20██
Location of Recovery: [REDACTED]
Current Status: In the Site-██ armory. Staff who wield guns are allowed to use it for ammo refills.
Note: Please don't spill the magazine.
Item Description: A bead necklace that allows any mute and intelligent being wearing it to be able to speak verbally.
Date Recovered: [REDACTED]
Location of Recovery: Sent to Site-19 by SCP-6001.
Current Status: In possession of SCP-6007.1
Item Description: A Soviet GP-5 gas mask which negates the cognitohazards of SCP-323.
Date Recovered: [REDACTED]
Location of Recovery: Sent to Site 19 by SCP-6001.
Current Status: In a storage closet near SCP-323's containment chamber.
