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Item #: SCP-5070
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5070 is to be contained within a radiation shielded item locker. Radiation emitting from SCP-5070 should not exceed 50 mSv(microsieverts) per twenty-four hour period. If this occurs then a number of SCP-5070-1 instances will be removed and kept in identical storage conditions until further notice or until radiation emitted falls below the previous listed daily amount. Testing of SCP-5070-1 instances for research purposes is restricted to personnel of Level-3 security clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-5070 is a standard plastic tub of Warhead Extreme Sour Candy™ currently containing 228 pieces of SCP-5070-1 instances. Upon contact with human saliva or chemical equivalent SCP-5070-1 will begin to emit between 10-25 mSv, exponentially becoming more radioactive in a matter of seconds doubling every minute thereafter. Subjects will rapidly develop burns in their mouth and facial pores from high citric acid concentration and acute radiation exposure. If swallowed the secondary effect of SCP-5070-1 will activate causing immediate abdominal pain and radiation burns visible on their body, and a tertiary effect at near instant contact with gastric acid, intense heat, light, and nuclear explosion relative to the size of the candy occurs.
Addendum - 5070-A: Recovery Log
SCP-5070 was recovered after being contacted by Foundation agents imbedded in local emergency services and were dispatched after reports of an explosion was heard at the residence of ██████ █████ in ███████, Washington with unusual amounts of radiation detected at the location consistent with a hydrogen bomb denotation later confirmed by Foundation nuclear physicists. All eyewitnesses were administered Class-C amnestics and local police reports altered in accordance with standard disinformation Foundation protocols. The house was seized by the Foundation decontaminated and all damages repaired. It is currently occupied by Foundation Agent █████ to maintain appearances. Only three instances of SCP-5070-1 were not recovered after a through investigation of the property. Investigation of local distributors revealed no other anomalous candies of any type.
After reviewing through camera footage of local stores which carry the quantity and brand of non-anomalous versions of SCP-5070 revealed that at ███████ on ██/██/20██ 12:17pm PST an adult female of average physical appearance approximately in her mid-twenties wearing modest clothing, proceeds down the aisle slowly examining every available candy until stopping at her desired choice. The footage is then disrupted by unknown means for thirty seconds after which the subject is no longer holding SCP-5070 and facing the camera with a grinning expression and glowing eyes and hands then walking out of frame, not being seen by any other camera afterwards. She is now a PoI(Person of Interest) with reality-bender classification still pending. ██████ █████ is seen twenty minutes later picking and then purchasing SCP-5070.
Employees of ███████ were interviewed for any knowledge of this person, with only a janitor being able to remember seeing the subject in the footage, but had a nose bleed after confirming this and when questioned again did not recognize her.
Addendum - 5070-B: Testing Log
Following tests occur in a 50 meter by 50 meter by 20 meter lead lined room with one way reinforced observation window facing the testing area outlined in a 5 meter diameter circle centered in the middle of the chamber containing a simple table with geiger counter affixed to it, with the read out displayed to the observation room.
Conducted by Dr. █████ with Dr. ████ and Dr. ██████ present.
Test 5070-B-1
Subject: D-██████
Procedure: One instance of SCP-5070-1 placed in subjects mouth for 5 minutes
Results: D-██████ unwrapped SCP-5070-1 and put the candy into their mouth and reported an immediate intense lemon flavor and geiger counter readings of 12 mSv increasing to 327 mSv by end of testing.
D-Class subject was decontaimented, given iodine pills, and sent back to D-Class quarters, now assigned to weekly examinations by on site medical staff until further notice to check for development of cancerous growths.
Test 5070-B-2
Subject: D-█████
Procedure: One instance of SCP-5070-1 placed in subjects mouth for 5 minutes and consumed
Results: D-█████ unwrapped SCP-5070-1 and put the candy into their mouth and reported an immediate intense sour green apple flavor and geiger counter readings of 15 mSv increasing to 519 mSv before consuming. After ingestion, D-█████ reported intense abdominal pain and heat with external burns visible before green light was seen emanating from inside the subject, upon reaching the stomach SCP-5070-1 detonated identical to a nuclear fission bomb of much smaller scale, temporarily obscuring the test chamber for thirty seconds.
All personnel involved in testing were given decontamination baths, iodine pills, and put under medical observation until cleared by on-site staff then reprimanded. Foundation radiation clean up team sent inside testing chamber to decontaminate and recover any remains of equipment or subject for immediate incineration. Remains of D-█████ and equipment were not recovered.
Future tests and experiments with SCP-5070 and SCP-5070-1 instances involving live human subjects consuming the candy has stopped immediately by order of the O5 Council.
Current tests now require computer controlled administration of human saliva and gastric acid via drip mechanism.
Test 5070-B-3
Procedure: 50 mL bag of human saliva administered at drop factor of 5 directly above an instance of SCP-5070-1 until emptied
Results: SCP-5070-1 emitted 11 mSv increasing to 228 mSv and maintained until end of testing. Then SCP-5070-1 stopped producing radiation entirely, consequently ignoring the law of radioactive decay.
Test 5070-B-4
Procedure: 50 mL bag of human saliva and 50 mL of gastric acid administered at drop factor of 5 above instance of SCP-5070-1 until emptied
Results: No notable change from previous test.
Test 5070-B-5
Procedure: Same as previous test with exception of D-████ being within 1 meter of SCP-5070-1 instance
Results: SCP-5070-1 instance reached second phase, but not third phase. D-████ suffered from radiation sickness and sunburns on unprotected regions of skin with lingering taste of sour blue raspberry persisting for 2 weeks after test.
Test 5070-B-6
Procedure: Same as previous test with D-Class subject now wearing Foundation radiation suit.
Results: D-█████ reported feeling sense of dread and perpetual taste of sour watermelon for 3 weeks after test. SCP-5070-1 instance degraded rapidly forming a glowing ooze from surrounding material, then solidifying into dense mass of caustic sour watermelon nuclear confectionary byproduct. Testing confirmed this as well as [DATA EXPUNGED] then incinerated according to standard Foundation radioactive disposal procedures.
Test 5070-B-7
Procedure: Same as previous test
Results: D-██████ described similar experience with exception to the taste of black cherry. SCP-5070-1 instance reached tertiary phase but created an implosion resulting in a black hole which consumed a near-perfectly spherical area of 4 meters from point of origin then ceasing to exist. Remaining crater had a color and sharp odor of corresponding flavor. Testing chamber was temporarily closed for repairs and all equipment was replaced and remains of D-██████ not recoverable.
Test 5070-B-8
Procedure: Similar to previous test with exception of D-Class grabbing SCP-5070-1 instance while active.
Results: D-████ reported near-identical experience as former subject. They described intense heat and pain of their hand when reaching for and holding the instance of SCP-5070-1. Radiation suit compromised as degradation of the material exceeded Foundation standards. D-████ showed signs of rapid acute radiation exposure and epidermis destabilization. Upper cranium structure began to expand and fracture with irritation of the eyes occurring immediately after. Complete destruction of the head and neck was caused by a localized miniature nuclear fission reaction, followed by accompanying mushroom cloud and caustic odor of sour green apple. Corpse of D-████ quickly liquefied into bright green toxic waste byproduct. Testing revealed [DATA EXPUNGED] and was destroyed under the same standard Foundation procedures listed previously.
Addendum - 5070-C: One instance of SCP-5070-1 is currently missing from containment in Site-██. Foundation Isolation and Recovery measures were put into effect by Site Director ████.
Item #: SCP-5070
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5070 is to be contained within a radiation shielded item locker. Radiation emitting from SCP-5070 should not exceed 50 mSv(microsieverts) per twenty-four hour period. If this occurs then a number of SCP-5070-1 instances will be removed and kept in identical storage conditions until further notice or until radiation emitted falls below the previous listed daily amount. Testing of SCP-5070-1 instances for research purposes is restricted to personnel of Level-2 Level-3 security clearance or higher.
Description: SCP-5070 is a standard plastic tub of Warhead Extreme Sour Candy™ currently containing 231 pieces of SCP-5070-1 instances. Upon contact with human saliva or chemical equivalent SCP-5070-1 will begin to emit between 10-25 mSv, exponentially becoming more radioactive in a matter of seconds doubling every minute thereafter. Subjects will rapidly develop burns in their mouth and facial pores from high citric acid concentration and acute radiation exposure. If swallowed the secondary effect of SCP-5070-1 will activate causing immediate abdominal pain and radiation burns visible on their body, and a tertiary effect at near instant contact with gastric acid, intense heat, light, and nuclear explosion relative to the size of the candy occurs.
Addendum - 5070-A: Recovery Log
SCP-5070 was recovered after being contacted by Foundation agents imbedded in local emergency services and were dispatched after reports of an explosion was heard at the residence of ██████ █████ in ███████, Washington with unusual amounts of radiation detected at the location consistent with a hydrogen bomb denotation later confirmed by Foundation nuclear physicists. All eyewitnesses were administered Class-C amnestics and local police reports altered in accordance with standard disinformation Foundation protocols. The house was seized by the Foundation decontaminated and all damages repaired. It is currently occupied by Foundation Agent █████ to maintain appearances. Only three instances of SCP-5070-1 were not recovered after a through investigation of the property. Investigation of local distributors revealed no other anomalous candies of any type.
After reviewing through camera footage of local stores which carry the quantity and brand of non-anomalous versions of SCP-5070 revealed that at ███████ on ██/██/20██ 12:17pm PST an adult female of average physical appearance approximately in her mid-twenties wearing modest clothing, proceeds down the aisle slowly examining every available candy until stopping at her desired choice. The footage is then disrupted by unknown means for thirty seconds after which the subject is no longer holding SCP-5070 and facing the camera with a grinning expression and glowing eyes and hands then walking out of frame, not being seen by any other camera afterwards. She is now a PoI(Person of Interest) with reality-bender classification still pending. ██████ █████ is seen twenty minutes later picking and then purchasing SCP-5070. Employees of ███████ were interviewed for any knowledge of this person, with only a janitor being able to remember seeing the subject in the footage, but bleed from the nose after confirming this and when questioned again did not recognize her.
Addendum - 5070-B: Testing Log
Following test occured in a 40 meter by 40 meter by 20 meter lead lined room with one way reinforced observation window facing the testing area outlined in a 5 meter diameter circle centered in the middle of the chamber containing a simple table with geiger counter affixed to it, with the read out displayed to the observation room.
Conducted by Dr. █████
Test 5070-B-1
Subject: D-█████ is a male approximately 30 years of age of nondescript appearance
Procedure: One instance of SCP-5070-1 placed in subjects mouth for 1 minute and consumed
Results: D-█████ reported feeling sense of dread and taste of lemon. D-█████ lips retracted into their mouth followed by rapid irritation and moisture of the eyes. Then their cranium began to swell and fragment through rapid explosive concussive force with near entire removal of brain and surrounding bone structure ending with a blinding mushroom cloud forming at the base of the neck. Geiger counter read-out of 12 mSv increasing to 327 mSv by end of test. Minor shrapnel was recovered from the testing chamber with liquefied remains of D-█████. Testing of biological remains revealed [DATA EXPUNGED].
To prevent further casualties resulting from SCP-5070-1 instances any future tests or experiments with the subjects consuming the candy are banned by order of the O5 council. Any staff found violating this order will be reprimanded or terminated accordingly.
As such Dr. █████ has been replaced with Dr. ██████ and supervised by Dr. ████
Test 5070-B-2
Subject: D-██████ is a female approximately 40 years of age of nondescript appearance
Procedure: D-██████ is within 1 meter of SCP-5070-1 instance and computer controlled administration of 50 mL bag human saliva via drip mechanism at drop rate of 5 until empty
Results: D-█████ feeling of paranoia and anxiety with a strong taste of sour green apple. SCP-5070-1 instance reached its second phase but not its third phase. D-█████ suffered radiation sickness and green sunburns on unprotected regions of skin. Geiger counter readings of 15 mSv increasing to 519 mSv by end of testing. Then SCP-5070-1 instances stopped producing radiation entirely, consequently ignoring the law of radioactive decay.
D-Class subject was decontaimented, given iodine pills, and sent back to D-Class quarters, now assigned to weekly examinations by on site medical staff until further notice to check for development of cancerous growths.
Test 5070-B-3
Subject: D-████ is a male approximately 70 years of age of nondescript appearance
Procedure: Same as previous with exception of D-Class subject now wearing Foundation radiation suit
Results: D-████ reported near-identical experience as former subject but sensation of sour watermelon lingered 3 weeks after testing. Geiger counter readings of 11 mSv increasing to 228 mSv by end of test. SCP-5070-1 instance rapidly deformed into a glowing ooze and converting surrounding material into a similar liquified state, then solidifying into a dense mass of caustic sour watermelon nuclear confectionary byproduct. Testing confirmed this as well as [DATA EXPUNGED] then incinerated according to standard Foundation radioactive disposal procedures.
Test 5070-B-4
Subject: D-█████ is a male approximately 19 years of age of nondescript appearance
Procedure: Same as previous with exception of added 50 ml bag of gastric acid
Results: D-█████ experienced similar feelings expressed by former subject with sharp flavor of blue raspberry lingering 2 weeks after testing. Geiger counter readings of 17 msv increasing to 544 msv by end of testing. SCP-5070-1 instance destabilized into a miniature mushroom cloud and blinding observers temporarily. Then leaving traces of caustic blue fallout residue all over equipment damaging suit worn by D-█████. Recovered sample of SCP-5070-1 instance revealing more minuet fragments of shrapnel and [DATA EXPUNGED].
D-█████ was given Class-C amnestics and put under medical observation until further notice. Any damaged equipment was replaced and or incinerated.
Test 5070-B-5
Subject: D-348901
Procedure: Same as previous test expect D-348901 is wearing heavier lead-lined Foundation radiation suit
Results: D-348901 reported feeling of being watched and overwhelming taste of black cherry. Geiger counter readings of 14 mSv increasing to 224 mSv at end of test. SCP-5070-1 instance collapsed in on itself forming a black hole. Quickly engulfing a spherical area of roughly 4 meters, leaving behind a crater with a color and odor of corresponding flavor listed above. Testing chamber was temporarily closed for repairs and all equipment was replaced and remains of D-348901 not recoverable.
Test 5070-B-6
Subject: D-274199
Procedure: Same as previous test expect D-274199 instructed to grab SCP-5070-1 instance while active
Results: D-274199 described anxiety and panic-attack with sharp taste of lemon. Geiger counter readings display 10 mSv increasing to 320 mSv at end of test. They described intense heat and pain of their hand when reaching for and holding the instance of SCP-5070-1. Radiation suit compromised as degradation of the material exceeded Foundation standards. D-274199 showed signs of rapid acute radiation exposure and epidermis destabilization. Upper cranium structure began to expand and fracture with irritation of the eyes occurring immediately after. Complete destruction of the head and neck was caused by a localized miniature nuclear fission reaction, followed by accompanying mushroom cloud and caustic lemon odor. Corpse of D-274199 quickly liquefied into bright yellow toxic waste byproduct. Testing revealed [DATA EXPUNGED] and was incinerated.
Addendum - 5070-C:
One instance of SCP-5070-1 is currently missing from containment in Site-██. Foundation Isolation and Recovery measures were put into effect by Site Director ████.
Item #: SCP-5070
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5070 is to be contained within a radiation shielded item locker in the Low-Risk Item Storage Sector. Radiation emitting from SCP-5070 should not exceed 310 mSv(microsieverts) per twenty-four hour period. If this occurs then a number of SCP-5070-1 instances will be removed and kept in identical storage conditions until further notice or until radiation emitted falls below the previous listed daily amount. As such these conditions are monitored remotely by on-site systems and checked on regularly by Foundation staff.
Description: SCP-5070 is a standard plastic tub of Warhead Extreme Sour Candy™ currently containing 234 pieces of SCP-5070-1 instances which are individually wrapped sour candies. It has a cumulative radiation output of 5 mSv per instance and fluctuates on a minute to hourly basis. Upon contact with human saliva or chemical equivalent SCP-5070-1 will begin to emit between 10-25 mSv, exponentially becoming more radioactive in a matter of seconds doubling every minute thereafter. Subjects will rapidly develop burns in their mouth and facial pores from high citric acid concentration and acute radiation exposure. If swallowed the secondary effect of SCP-5070-1 will activate causing immediate abdominal pain and radiation burns visible on their body, and a tertiary effect at near instant contact with gastric acid, an intense heat, light, and nuclear explosion relative to the size of the candy occurs.
Addendum - 5070-A: Recovery Log
SCP-5070 was recovered after being contacted by Foundation agents imbedded in local emergency services and were dispatched after reports of an explosion was heard at the residence of ██████ █████ in ███████, Washington with unusual amounts of radiation detected at the location consistent with a hydrogen bomb denotation later confirmed by Foundation nuclear physicists. All eyewitnesses were administered Class-C amnestics and local police reports altered in accordance with standard disinformation Foundation protocols. The house was seized by the Foundation and decontaminated with all damages repaired. It is currently occupied by Foundation Agent █████ to maintain appearances. Only three instances of SCP-5070-1 were not recovered after a through investigation of the property. Afterwards, an investigation of local distributors revealed no other anomalous candies brands or variants of any type.
Addendum - 5070-B: Testing Log
Following tests occurred in a 40 meter by 40 meter by 20 meter lead lined room with one way reinforced observation window facing the testing area outlined in a 5 meter diameter circle centered in the middle of the chamber containing a simple table with geiger counter affixed to it, with the read out displayed to the observation room. Standard Foundation video recording equipment installed to document results.
Tests conducted by Dr. █████.
Test 5070-B-1
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: D-47105
Procedure: Subject chews SCP-5070-1 instance
Video Transcript:
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. █████ Alright, we will being testing now. (pauses) Just unwrap the candy an-
D-47105 Yeah, yeah I know how eat one these.
Dr. █████ Tell me does it taste unusual in any way?
D-47105 It's a lot more sour than I remember that's for su-(drools)
Dr. █████ In what way?
D-47105 Like someone soaked it battery acid for awhile.
Dr. █████ Hmmm, any other notable changes in SCP-5070-1?
D-47105 Not really it jus- (moves lower jaw side to side) making teeth ache though.
Dr. █████ Could you elaborate on this D-47105?
D-47105 Like a small pulsing feeling coming from the candy.
Dr. █████ Anything else?
D-47105 Well the more I move it the more it hurts.
Dr. █████ In what way is the feeling of pain changing?
D-47105 Just uh (groans) like the inside of my mouth is swollen and raw in places.
D-47105's face begins to show signs of minor lesions
Dr. █████ Is the pain getting worse or weakening?
D-47105 (more groans) Ahhhhh definitely wor'e -ike -ome one pu' a'id 'n my mou'h wi'h 'emon.
Dr. █████ I couldn't quite hear that, could you repeat that?
D-47105 (yellow drool appears) I 'aid i' 'as'es 'ike -
D-47105's speech becomes incomprehensible and their lips retract inward. They attempt to pry their mouth open until they pull out SCP-5070-1 instance and place it back on the table.
Dr. █████ Please place SCP-5070-1 back into you mouth. (coughs) We haven't concluded testing yet D-47105 and-
D-47105 (raises their left hand with one finger up and walks out)
[END LOG]
D-47105 was decontaimented, given iodine pills, and sent back to D-Class quarters, now assigned to weekly examinations by on site medical staff until further notice to check for development of cancerous growths. They did not gain full use of their oral faculties after recover from wounds.
Test 5070-B-2
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: D-82053
Procedure: Subject chews and swallows SCP-5070-1 instance
Video Transcript:
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. █████ The test will begin when you unwra-
D-82053 has SCP-5070-1 instance in their mouth before Dr. █████ finishes their sentence.
D-82053 So, what's strange about this candy Doc?
Dr. █████ Does the flavor seem different than normal?
D-82053 (long pause) It's. Really. Sour. With a touch of green apple. And burning.
Dr. █████ Would you say this a notable change?
D-82053 Sure, why not.
Dr. █████ Any significant pain near the SCP-5070-1 instance in your mouth?
D-82053 Eh, only a lil' bit.
Dr. █████ waits a few moments before asking D-82053 more questions.
Dr. █████ Has the taste or pain changed to more noticeable amounts?
D-82053 Definitely. (contracts lips and motions them side to side) A stronger burning feeling.
Dr. █████ Could you elaborate on this?
D-82053 Like my mouth. No. (pause) My teeth are starting to be sore.
Dr. █████ Is it all you teeth aching or just a few?
D-82053 (winces) All of them. For sure all of them.
Dr. █████ Is the pain increasing or decreasing?
D-82053 Heh. It's for sure going up on the pain scale.
Dr. █████ Could you describe it in more detail?
D-82053 Like uhh, (groans) concentrated burning just even more so than before.
Lesions begin appearing on D-82053's face. Dr. █████ waits again before proceeding with the test
Dr. █████ (clears throat) Now if you are ready D-82053, just swallow SCP-5070-1.
D-82053 How 'bout I just spit out this candy and call it a day Doc?
Dr. █████ That would be waste of potential data.
D-82053 Well too ba-
D-82053's lips retract inward as in the previous test and is unable to continue speaking.
Dr. █████ Just swallow the SCP-5070-1 instance.
D-82053 (squints and consumes with hesitation)
Subjects face begins excreting noticeable amounts of green fluid and rapid break down of epidermis with D-82053's muffled attempts of screaming. Their upper cranium expands and abdomen producing abnormal amounts of heat, light, and radiation. Cracking of the skull is visible with rapid explosive concussive force removing the entire skull with several vertebrate ending in blinding miniurate mushroom cloud at the base of the neck. Remains of D-82053 smoldered then deformed into a glowing ooze and converting some surrounding material into a similar liquified state, and solidified into a dense mass of caustic green apple nuclear confectionary byproduct. Then stopped producing radiation entirely, consequently ignoring the laws of radioactive decay.
[END LOG]
Testing of remains confirmed this lack of radiation as well as [DATA EXPUNGED] then was incinerated according to standard Foundation disposal procedures.
Dr. █████ has been reassigned to another department of Site-20.
All future tests involving SCP-5070 or -1 instances with human subjects have been ceased, pending a review by the Ethics committee. Any staff found violating this order will be reprimanded or terminated accordingly.
Addendum - 5070-C:
One instance of SCP-5070-1 is currently missing from containment in Site-20. Foundation Isolation and Recovery measures were put into effect by Site Director Jacob.
Item #: SCP-5070
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5070 is to be contained within a radiation shielded item locker in the Low-Risk Item Storage Sector. Radiation emitting from SCP-5070 should not exceed 180 mSv(microsieverts) per twenty-four hour period. If this occurs then a number of SCP-5070-1 instances will be removed and kept in identical storage conditions until further notice or until radiation emitted falls below the previous listed daily amount. As such these conditions are to be monitored remotely by on-site systems and checked on regularly by Foundation staff.
Description: SCP-5070 is glass jar currently containing 144 individual jawbreaker candies. Each SCP-5070-1 instance has a radiation output of 5 mSv per candy which fluctuates on a minute to hourly basis. Upon contact with human saliva or chemical equivalent, SCP-5070-1 will begin to emit between 10-25 mSv, exponentially becoming more radioactive in a matter of seconds doubling every minute thereafter. Subjects will rapidly develop burns in their mouth and facial pores from high citric acid concentration and rapid acute radiation exposure. If swallowed the secondary effect of SCP-5070-1 will activate causing immediate abdominal pain and radiation burns visible on their body, and a tertiary effect at near instant contact with gastric acid, an intense heat, light, and nuclear explosion relative to the size of the candy occurs.
Addendum - 5070-A: Recovery Log
SCP-5070 was recovered after MTF Beta-9 ("Scouters") were searching ██████ ████ Site for signs of anomalous properties and effects produced by SCP-████. Once the team assessed radiation detected was of anomalous origin but not related to SCP-████, SCP-5070 was temporarily contained in standard Foundation field protective case until being brought back to Site-20 for further examination and evaluation.
Addendum - 5070-B: Testing Log
All future tests involving SCP-5070 or -1 instances with human subjects have been ceased, pending a review by the Ethics committee. Any staff found violating this order will be reprimanded or terminated accordingly.
Item #: SCP-5070
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5070 -A to -C is to be contained within a radiation shielded item locker in the Low-Risk Item Storage Sector. Radiation emitting from SCP-5070 should not exceed 220 mSv(microsieverts) per twenty-four hour period. If this occurs then a number of SCP-5070-A to -C components are to be removed and kept in identical storage containers until further notice or until radiation emitted falls below the previous listed daily amount. As such these conditions are to be monitored remotely by on-site systems and checked on regularly by Foundation staff.
Description: SCP-5070 is a set of four three modified warheads composed of non-standard materials most notably the use of Warhead Extreme Sour Candy™ and jawbreakers instead of uranium-235 (²³⁵U) or plutonium-239 (²³⁹Pu) labeled SCP-5070-A, -B, and -C respectfully. Upon use in its assembly and detonation creates a typical explosion comparative to a normal fission reaction weapon of similar size, but with two significant differences in yield being the mushroom cloud shape taking on a distinct stretched out sour expression then fading and subsequent fallout being contaminated with caustic flavored nuclear confectionery byproduct.
