ErisTheOperator's Sandbox

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a standard Safe-Level object storage locker in Site-54.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an amorphous blob of what appears to be coagulated mashed potatoes. Object was originally discovered by Researcher Cleric in the Cafeteria of Site-54. Object displays limited sentience, and appears to be relatively harmless.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX is NOT edible. Attempts at consuming SCP-XXXX will be met with appropriate disciplinary action.