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Item #: SCP-132-J
Object Class: Who even knows at this point?
Special Containment Procedures: Unknown; see description. We're still not even sure this isn't some dickweed in Antimemetics messing around.
Description: SCP-132-J is presumed to be an esoteric object class, used to grade the difficulty of maintaining Special Containment Procedures, under the codename ███████. Said esoteric classification lies between Keter and Bullshittingly Impossible, and describes a condition of maintained containment while simultaneously precariously leaning over the tipping point of a containment breach with no point of return and no way to prevent such an action from occuring. While non-anomalous in and of itself, the manner in which such a classification was modified unanimously, instantaneously, and without consent or knowledge of any members of the O5 council is. We have reason to believe a pataphysical entity may be responsible. Please see addendum for more information.
Addendum: On 3/30/18, members of the Site-01 records keeping department noticed an edit to files concerning SCP-2317, one of the most prominent examples of the ███████ classification. Below is a transcript of the discovery of SCP-132-J.
