SCP-3790-J

Item#: SCP-3790-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3790-J is to have several padlocks (each needing a 5-digit code) on the door leading to SCP-3790-J which (for some reason) has several doorknobs. In order to be absolutely sure that no-one enters Scp-3790-J, there must be one guard for each doorknob, and each guard will be assigned to a doorknob. However, all the guards must be legally classified as a midget for the stairway leading to SCP-3790-J is pretty narrow.

By order of the Overseer Council, only those who ask politely will be permitted to enter SCP-3790-J.

Description: SCP-3790-J is an underground facility that claims (personification) to be an SCP Site. The entrance to SCP-2790-J is a camouflaged trapdoor, however, the camo does not matter because there are 12, 10 yard high, arrow-shaped signs that read "SECRET SCP FACILITY! SHHHHHHHHH!" The signs all have 3790 LED lights that never run out of battery nor need a power source.