Interviewed: Dr. Algarotti and Dr. Basnet
Interviewer: Site-81 Director
Foreword: The director enters the room in which Dr. Algarotti and Dr. Basnet are already seated.
<Begin Log>
Director: Right, let's get started. Would you two like to explain what happened this morning?
Dr. Algarotti: Sure thing. I was training Manish here how to safely enter a portal. We did everything according to standard procedure.
Director: If that's the case, why is there a 3 meter radius circle of alien sandstone in training room 231?
Dr. Algarotti: Well, I suppose it started as soon as we crossed through. We didn't notice it right away, because we weren't looking at the ground by the portal. It appears that our reality and the reality on the other side began to trade places. Manish and I noticed about the same time, the instant when I was seemingly teleported back to the training room. Or, more accurately, erased from existence in that reality and recorporealized in this one. Funny, I didn't get so much as a headache fro- [Dr. Algarotti stops midsentence and his eyes go wide].
Director: Algarotti? What's wrong? Speak up!
Dr. Algarotti: [Swallows hard] I… uh… I just realized. Only things within 3 meters of the portal were rematerialized in the training room. According to Lawrence here, much more of the training room was recreated in the other world. I was standing just a bit less than 3 meters away from the portal. If I had taken just a few steps forward, I would have been erased from existence entirely.
Dr. Basnet: And if I had taken a few steps forward, I would have been outside the locked training room, unable to get back to the portal.
Director: The rest of the facility would have eventually materialized and staff would have opened the door.
Dr. Algarotti: The rest of th- Shit! Are there two lizards now!?
Dr. Basnet: Two liza- Wait, 682 is here!?
Director: [Glaring at Dr. Algarotti] Basnet, what flavor of amnestics do you prefer? [addressing Dr. Algarotti] Algarotti, I don't want anyone else opening another portal to SDJ-034d. Put another anchor in there. I want that room at an absolute minimum of 125 Humes, understand? If that portal spontaneously reopens, it could be the end for Site-81. [Addressing Dr. Basnet] Basnet.
Dr. Basnet: Yes, director?
Director: If I'm understanding correctly, the reversal quickly overtook both you and Algarotti. He was teleported back to this side of the portal, but you weren't. Why not?
Dr. Basnet: How should I know? Well… I mean… unless maybe I-
Dr. Algarotti: [adopting a serious tone for the first time in the proceedings] The only explanation is that Manish is what caused the reversal. At first I thought the reversal ceased when the portal closed. But then I looked at the security footage. The reversal stopped the instant Manish came back through the portal. There were no anomalous items on his person, and he was wearing a standard uniform for the procedure. So we must concl-
Dr. Basnet: No no no, there's got to be another explanation!
Dr. Algarotti: [slapping Manish on the back] I hate to say it, ol' boy, but you're a regular anomaly.
Director Basnet, this was your first time entering a portal, yes?
Dr. Basnet: [flustered] Frankly, I don't see wha… [pauses and takes a deep breath] yes, sir, yes it was.
Director Basnet, I want you to return to your quarters. Until we have a better handle on things, you are not to engage in any research activities outside of your office. Neither of you two are to tell anyone what happened this morning. Algarotti, get that anchor in place, seal the room, and administer amnestics to whoever was at the portal controls when this went down.
Dr. Algarotti: Oh, you mean Kyle? Honestly, you needn't worry about him. That introvert is too shy to talk to his own reflection.
Director: Lawrence!
Dr. Algarotti: Yes, sir, right away.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Dr. Algarotti and Dr. Basnet leave the room. Dr. Algarotti is clearly trying to raise Dr. Basnet's spirits.]