Evil Furniture

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: When not in use for security purposes or for testing, instances of SCP-XXXX-J should be kept in a standard anomalous items containment chamber. As of Incident
XXXX-J-X, individuals wishing to remove any instance(s) of SCP-XXXX-J from containment for any reason must first gain approval from Level-3 or higher personnel.

As of 01/17/2014 Foundation security personnel are permitted to use SCP-XXXX-J for security purposes at Site-28. Permitted uses of SCP-XXXX-J include incorporation into security checkpoints and barricades, as well as use of SCP-XXXX-J as a weapon if necessary.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is made up of 23 various anomalous furniture pieces, consisting of nine coffee tables, seven end tables, and six bookshelves. Instances have been labeled SCP-XXXX-J-A through W accordingly. All instances are built of common materials, such as wood, glass, and iron. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-J is different in appearance, however each instance is labeled in some way with the words “Pied Cassé Furnishings.”

SCP-XXXX-J’s anomalous properties manifest whenever any entity or object moves past an instance of SCP-XXXX-J at speed greater than 3.219 KPH. Anything moving at a speed this great will collide with the instance of SCP-XXXX

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