Infinite bread
Item # SCP-4037-J

Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4037-J is to be kept in a bread box, and that's it.
Description: SCP-4037-J is a loaf of bread, possibly baguette made by [REDACTED].
Once eaten, SCP-4037-J will grow back to what it originally looked like, with every detail that it had before it was eaten. Subject will feel a sudden urge to take another bite, resulting in the subject dying.
And then, everybody else lives happily ever after.