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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Thaumiel, formerly Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
After several failed attempts at containing SCP-XXXX, the foundation decided that it would be a waste of manpower, money and energy to contain SCP-XXXX due to it's nature.
Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be human, but it hasn't been confirmed yet. It defines itself as male. It boasts a thick head of black hair, is clean shaven, has a medium build, and looks to be in it's mid 20s. It seems caucasian, and has a british accent when he speaks english. SCP-XXXX doesn't show any signs of aging. It has never been inspected, or touched. When attempting to touch SCP-XXXX, it disappears and reappears a few metres back, and usually tells you to "keep your distance". SCP-XXXX appears in a multitude of outfits, including but not restricted to a pink sheath dress, a purple bathrobe, and a white tuxedo.
SCP-XXXX has a wide range of knowledge, often joking that it gains knowledge from "camping in SCP-028" (this has yet to be confirmed). It knows "every language", but prefers to speak latin. It remarked on the SCP foundation being "imbeciles" for having primarily english speaking staff. It once displayed a degree from Stanford University for a Master of Science in Physics under the name "Ha Ha Ha". The foundation immediately researched "Ha Ha Ha", but only found information that "Ha Ha Ha" was a refugee from [DATA EXPUNGED]. The rest of the data had been deleted, leaving no traces.
SCP-XXXX is known to appear in different parts of human history. Other SCPs have encountered it in the past. SCP-XXXX accepts commissions for work. It works on it's own, and gets to work at it's pace. SCP-XXXX's actions are determined by whether or not something is funny, only acting if it's funny.
The foundation has expressed their interest in SCP-XXXX. They established the Research Team
"All-Powerful" (AP-1), dedicated to researching SCP-XXXX's ability to appear and disappear at his will.
Dr. ███████ is the head researcher in AP-1.
In an interesting encounter with SCP-XXXX, a C class janitor peered into SCP-343's room in Site-17. SCP-XXXX was seen having a conversation with SCP-343. SCP-343 was later questioned about it's affiliation with SCP-XXXX, but it refused to give any answers. In an experiment involving SCP-035 and SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX did not die or have interest in putting on SCP-035. Instead, they had a long conversation on (according to SCP-XXXX) "socks, babes and music theory". SCP-073 was also seen talking to SCP-XXXX. SCP-073 also refused to give answers on SCP-XXXX's origin, how it can teleport, time travel, and etc.
SCP-XXXX has been used to capture other SCPs in the past. After 3 successful captures, SCP-XXXX's Object Class was changed to Thaumiel.
Synopsis:
SCP-XXXX is an intelligent humanoid thats moral compass is based around the idea of hilariousness. It can appear wherever, whenever, and cannot be controlled.
