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Item #: SCP-4582
Object Class: Keter
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4523 is to be kept in an enlarged humanoid containment cell in Site-21 that has been customized to the liking of SCP-4528 to suppress outbursts by SCP-4528. It is to be fed a balanced diet of human food, eg; beef, chicken, vegetables, etc. 3 times a day per normal human eating times and standards. At any point should SCP-4528 ask for snacks, they must be provided to SCP-4523. It’s apartment is to be furnished with things SCP-4523 requests and other pieces of furniture. Due to it’s keter abilities, it is a risk to contain it. As per procedure, 4 security guards must patrol the cell daily to ensure SCP-4523 has not escaped. Pieces of furniture include:
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1x PS4 Console
2x PS4 Controllers
5x PS4 Compatible games of the SCP’s choosing
2x Bedside drawers, made of wood
4x House plants of Aphelandra squarrosa origin (Approved by O5-6)
1x Couch and other furniture to its liking.
1x Cabinet for various snacks (Approved by O5-3)
Description: SCP-4523 is a humanoid of filipino origin, who is approximately 15 years old. It is capable of understanding and speaking english. It answers to the names: Ramon, Ramonski, Ramonster. It’s abilities are able to warp time and space, possibly contributing to an XK-Class End of The World event. It is also capable of extreme destruction to the ground and objects behind and around him. SCP-4523 was found living in the Philippines, at {REDACTED} Compound, on July 23, 2324 . It was found to be living with extreme mold (Designated SCP-5423-2) forming around and on the walls. The toxicity was measured, and it turned out that the amount of SCP-4523-2 was fatal. It is unknown how SCP-4523 survived this. It’s mailbox was checked for SCP-4523-2 and instead a letter was found with no address or sender name.
Addendum SCP-4523-1
4523 has been observed to yell “YES!” in a charismatic tone during interviews where questions yes or no questions.
[FURTHER DOCUMENT ACCESS REQUIRES O5 COUNCIL CREDENTIALS.]
[INPUT USERNAME AND PASSWORD]
Credentials Received.
Memetic Hazard Activated.
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Memetic Hazard Deactivated.
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Life Signals detected.
Access granted.
Welcome, Overseer Zachary Hernandez.
LOADING FILE…
Letter contents:-----------------
“Dear Ramon- You called me Cheese. You will pay.You will pay. You will pay. You will pay. I will sue you. I am not Cheese. I will find you. You will regret it. I’ll see you soon ;)”
-”We still don’t know who the writer is..”
Junior Researcher Tyler M. Talwar on the letter
Incidents:
Incident 234DG
Notes:
SCP-4523 broke out of it’s cell due to a door malfunction, and released 34 other SCP’s. MTF Team Epsilon-11 “Nine Tailed Fox '' was sent in to contain and neutralize stragglers. Epsilon-11 successfully contained all SCP’s except for 4523. 4523 was later tracked and located by Webcrawler-345 “Secrets''. It was located at an abandoned building north of the Nevada Desert. It has since been transferred to a new, secure cell made of uredjaj kDA .
SCP’s contained: 34
Staff killed: 89
SCP’s escaped: 1
INCIDENT 345GF
Notes:
SCP-4523 breached it’s new cell and walked out of its cell. Security teams made an attempt to contain and secure the scp, but to no avail. Cameras placed throughout the facility captured SCP-4523 grabbing Senior Researcher Dylan and carried him outside the facility. SCP-4523 was tracked to Yorkshire Park,
Canada. It was placed back in its original place it was found and it was observed to be at peace and remain there, continuing its normal activities. Senior Researcher Dylan was never found, despite foundation search teams searching the areas the SCP was located and traced to.
SCP’s contained: 0
Staff killed: 0 (1 presumed dead)
SCP’s escaped: 1
Tests:
Testing Log SCP-4253-█
Object: Children’s building blocks
Subject: SCP-4523
Result: Building blocks demolished. Wood dust remains.
Object: Cardboard cutout of Guy Fieri
Subject: SCP-4523
Result: Cardboard undamaged. SCP observed the cutout for 4 minutes and then lost interest.
Object: Fabricated 7th grade math test
Subject: SCP-4523
Result: Subject told to answer test. Subject agreed. Subject expressed great difficulty and stress when answering the test. Request granted by Senior Researcher Jerome to give the subject a stress ball. Subject popped stress ball in under 2 seconds. Subject passed with a grade of 84%.
Addendum SCP-4523-2
SCP-4253 expresses an IQ of 95. SCP-4253 is capable of answering algebra and complex equations.
Object: A single, living Class-D (D-5928)
Subject: SCP-4253
Result: D-9528 engaged in conversation with SCP-4253. D-9528 instructed to insult SCP-4253. SCP-4253 expressed dislike towards D-9258. Test ended when nothing was done further.
Object: A single, living Class-D with interests similar to SCP-4523 (D-2567)
Subject: SCP-4253
Result: D-2567 engaged in conversation with SCP-4253. D-9528 instructed to talk about anime. D-2567 obliges and talks about manga to SCP-4253. SCP-4523 showed great interest in talking with D-2567 and developed a friendship.
Notes: D-2567 is now allowed weekly visits to SCP-4523’s cell.
Further testing with human and animate objects suspended per request of O5-9.
Interviews:
Interview 34GHk
Notes: A mic was placed inside SCP-4582’s cell. Researcher Jero Villegas was tasked to interview SCP-4582’s origin.
Interviewer: Researcher Jero
Interviewee: SCP-4582
<Begin Log>
[Addendum: Researcher Jero is behind a glass window in a cell housing SCP-4582]
[The mic turns on, and Researcher Jero gets on.]
Jero: Hello, SCP-4582.
SCP-4582: Hello, visitor!
Jero: Do you have a name we would like to refer to you as?
SCP-4582: Ramon.
[Note: SCP-4582 will be using the name “Ramon” for extra and other interviews.]
Jero: So, where are you from?
Ramon: Here.
Jero: Do you like anime? (Numerous pirated anime episodes have been found in his apartment post-containment.)
Ramon: YES!
Jero: Alright. Do you know who your parents are?
Ramon: No.
Jero: Do you know what country you’re in?
Ramon: USA, of course. [SCP-4582 chuckles.]
Jero: Tell us what you know.
Ramon: All I know is that I was raised by two people. I like anime, and I study in a school. I just forgot which. That’s all I know. Also,
[SCP-4582 goes into a long explanation about what else he knows.]
[Researcher Jero is instructed over the intercom to insult anime.]
Jero:v Do you like anime?
Ramon: Yes. Yes I do. It is very good.
Jero: I don’t.
[SCP-4582 gets slightly irritated.]
Ramon: I must respect your opinion. I will let it slide.
[Jero is given instruction to insult it again.]
Jero: I hate it. I hate it all.
Ramon: [sigh] I do not agree with your opinion. I’m sorry..
[SCP-4523 stands up from their chair. Subject walks up to the glass window which Jero is behind.]
[SCP-4582 punches through the window. Researcher Jero scrambles. Foundation security intervenes.]
Jero: End interview! En-
[The interview is concluded.]
Addendum SCP-4523-3
Foundation Security restrained the subject and delivered Class-C drugs. SCP-4523-2 recalls no event. Further interviews suspended until deemed safe enough. Researcher Jero was given Class-D anesthetics at his request.
