- wat
- The guide
- The Shit-Stained Killer
- Resignation Letter of Dr. Oswald
- What happened to mint chocolate chip?
- "Former" King Midas a.k.a old man grateful
- An Interview with a Researcher from Site-J
Special Containment Procedures: Will report it someday
Description: Maybe later
Addendum-1
Something something idk just testing this out
Test A - Sometime
Subject: Lee Dafif skin colored person age 350 oven
Procedure: 110-monta ah you know the reference
Results: idk y you asking me doc your the one looking the lights
Analysis: Kowalski
Dr. Yu: You mi?
Dr. Mi: Yes, yu
Oh look a quote
-definitely not from the O5
Oh look collapsible
I don't know if this will work but I'll try
No it doesn't
Overview
Hello. Somehow you have stumbled across this sandbox (or I linked it). Feel free to see what I have been doing here and if possible, message me your thoughts on what I have created. Lots of stuff might come in the future, so await the other stuff I might think and write about. You can also see me doing some critique in the ideas forum.
(Btw, most of the stuff here is either random thoughts from nowhere or actually thought about)
Random stuff I thought of:
- Vest that wants to go east (scrapped)
- (Very) Explosive bullets (scrapped)
- Newbies guide to surviving SCP's (scrapped?)
- Death's voice recorder
- The Shit-Stained Killer (in-use)
- Resignation of Dr. Oswald (in-use?)
- What happened to mint chocolate chip? (in-use?)
- Boneless products by The Factory
- A constantly shape shifting SCP
- Extra poisonous apple seeds feat. Dr. King (or something)
- "Former" King Midas a.k.a old man grateful (in-use)
- It HAS to buy a hotdog
- Anomalous Anonymous Pizza Hut telephone number
- Through their eyes: Containment Breach (A Tale told through the eyes of a Researcher, D Class and MTF) Moral: They're all human.
- Through their eyes: A Reality Bender (A Tale about a morally righteous man with reality bending powers.) Moral: Not everyone wants to be God.
- Through their eyes: Was I supposed to be here? (A Tale about a D-Class who was accused of a crime.) Moral: Is the Foundation truly cold?
- An Interview with a Researcher from Site-J (in-use)
SO, YOUR A NEWBIE RESEARCHER WHO DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO KNOW EVERY SCP IN THE FACILITY AND IS NOW ABOUT TO DIE? (or wanted survival tips) WELL YOUR IN LUCK!!! 'CAUSE THIS HERE GUIDEBOOK YOU ARE HOLDING IN YOUR VERY HANDS WILL TELL YOU WHAT AND WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN ENCOUNTERING CERTAIN SCP's!
LEAVE ALL THE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
LET THE D CLASS TAKE CARE OF THE EXPERIMENTS.
START YOUR LIFE RIGHT BY LIVING AND LEARNING ON HOW TO ESCAPE THE DANGERS!!!
This guidebook was not created due to many junior assistants and researchers dying during Containment breaches but was created as to inform all of personnel on many of the SCP's and how to survive many of them.
Written and contributed by:
O5 and all site personnel. Especially every junior researcher and assistant :)
Edited by:
O5 and Foundation staff
Published by:
The Foundation
Item #: SCP-XXXX (J?)
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in containment box with no ventilation holes to avoid foul odors from leaking out into the facility due to SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous properties. SCP-XXXX's containment box is to be disinfected every week to avoid mold and fungal growth spreading from the inside. Testing of SCP-XXXX is to be conducted in a sanitized and ventilated room with all personnel involved wearing protective equipment. (See Test Log SCP-XXXX-1-B)
Description: SCP-XXXX is an old and tattered play set box measuring 70x60x30 centimeters. On the front cover of the box, is a printed title showing "Edward Tacson, The Shit-Stained Killer! from the hit animated crime show: Detective Copafeil and Marveluni". Extensive research indicates the show has never existed in any form of media and is suggested that the show came from a different reality.
Inside SCP-XXXX is a manual and a collapsible play set. Play set includes a 50x50 cm construction board, various walls measuring up to 20 cm, sewer grates, waterways, pipes, and a placeable ceiling. When fully constructed, the play set will resemble a sewer system similar to modern day sewers. Play set will be designated as SCP-XXXX-1. An anomalous effect occurs after completion of SCP-XXXX-1, most notably sewage water appearing into waterways and disappearing after entering a sewer grate along with the realistic odor of the play set.
Other anomalous effects include ceilings dripping water, pipes hissing steam along with condensation, trash appearing in various places in the sewer system, and rats and insects coming out of small holes from the walls. Removing a part of SCP-XXXX-1 would cause the effects to dissipate from existence however, removing the ceiling does not affect the anomalies.
Along side SCP-XXXX-1 is a ball jointed male figurine which measurs 15 centimeters in height. The figurine will be designated as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 wears a tattered black hoodie, black face mask, ripped jeans, black gloves and shoes. All pieces of clothing looks to be stained by brown matter. Researchers assumed it to be fecal matter but lab tests show the said fecal matter to be made out of putty. Accompanying SCP-XXXX-2 are different weapons which are seemed to be accessories for killing. These weapons include a knife, garrote wire, pipes, a piece of wood with a nail driven on its end and a revolver with miniature bullets.
According to the manual found in SCP-XXXX "To activate figurine, simply hold the figurine and say 'Activate program-' then choose between 1 or 2. Choosing 1 is the factory play set mode while 2 is interactive mode. To stop the program running, simply say 'Stop all actions' to preserve the figurine's existence."
Using any program will result in SCP-XXXX-2 coming to life along an anomalous effect which makes all ball joints conjoin to its connected piece. SCP-XXXX-2 will act in a different manner depending on which program has been used to activate it. (See Test Log SCP-XXXX-2 -A and -B)
Test Log SCP-XXXX-1-A
Sewage water was attempted to be obtained from SCP-XXXX-1, both from water ways and condensing pipes. All attempts of retrieving any liquid has been unsuccessful as all liquids being retrieved dissipate after leaving its area regardless of any form of retrieval. Attempts to obtain trash, rats, and a sample of growing moss from SCP-XXXX-1 have also been unsuccessful with all items dissipating after leaving the area. Tests shows that everthing inside SCP-XXXX-1 can be interacted on as long as it doesn't leave its area. Despite liquid dissapating from existence, researchers involved report the gloves and equipment used having an awful smell even though no liquid is present amongst them.
Test Log SCP-XXXX-1-B
Subject D-12345 was presented to SCP-XXXX-1 and a razor blade. D-12345 complained about the smell of SCP-XXXX-1 upon entering. Subject was instructed to create a cut on his finger and dip it in the water for 30 seconds. D-12345 hesitated for a few seconds and eventually created a cut on his finger. Subject dipped his finger for approximately 30 seconds and stopped. D-12345 was then sent back to his holding cell and monitored by Foundation staff. During the span of 48 hours, D-12345 developed symptoms of fever, diarrhea and abdominal cramping along with vomiting. D-12345 was given medical treatment; E. Coli bacteria was found in both blood and stool samples.
Test Log SCP-XXXX-2
All tests using SCP-XXXX-2 must use the following format:
Program used:
Items included:
Procedure:
Result:
Program used: Program 1
Items Included: None
Procedure: SCP-XXXX-2 was placed at the center of the table
Result: SCP-XXXX-2 came to life and looked to be confused with its surroundings. SCP-XXXX-2 paced around the table and tries to figure out its whereabouts. Researcher Paul poked the figurine on its back which resulted with SCP-XXXX-2 getting startled. SCP-XXXX-2 has not acknowledged the presence of the Researchers despite getting intereacted with several times.
Program used:
Items Included: SCP-XXXX-1
Procedure: SCP-XXXX-2 was placed in the middle of SCP-XXXX-1
Result: SCP
Notice of Resignation
██/██/20██
██████ Damien
Site Director
Foundation
Site-██
[[REDACTED]]
To Site Director ██████ Damien,
As you may already know, rumors have been spreading about me resigning from my position as Head Researcher. Well, I am here to officially inform you of my intention to resign from the Foundation, effective in two weeks time.
I thank you for all the support you have given me throughout my work here in the Foundation. You have given me the opportunity to study all these mysterious entities and objects only seen by a few. These past few years have been wonderful in my studies of the anomalous and has given me insight as to how vast our universe can be. I have worked on many SCP's most notably SCP-[PLACEHOLDER] and many more. Oh how I wish to continue on despite the dangers but sadly though, with many years of working in this institution it can put a toll on ones body. I have survived multiple containment breaches and was lucky enough to survive all of them notably incident [REDACTED]. Then it came to me what seemed to be as my final straw.
A containment breach occured not too long ago, SCP-████ came out and rampaged the whole facility. I ran and ran to get to safety but I couldn't run like I used to. Debris fell on me and knocked me unconscious. I woke up covered in dust and trapped in rubble and darkness with my leg crushed by the rubble. I called for help despite my throat covered in dust. I kept calling out for anyone to help me and stopped when my throat began to irritate. I managed to remain hopeful for several hours until despair started to rush over me. I waited for a sound of footsteps in hopes of meeting Foundation member. I waited for sounds of gunfire in hopes of meeting the MTF to help me out. I waited and waited and waited… Until I waited for the warhead siren.
I knew I was done for. Knowing SCP-████ has escaped containment, I should have known it caused intense damage to everything. How can I have been so hopeful at a time like that. Hoping that everything will be alright and MTF was on their way to help me. I should have known better. If I were to die, I won't have a golden picture frame mounted on the facility. I won't have a ceremonial funeral. I'd just be a footnote to the Foundation. Just a man who died on the job nothing special. As soon as I thought of that, I heard the warhead siren. I braced myself and cried a river, I was ready to accept my fate. I must've passed out due to blood loss because all I can remember was waking up in the site infirmary with other Foundation employees. Doctors said I lost some blood and went into shock along with explaining my leg will probably heal in a few months or so. I was lucky enough to live, again.
I thought, maybe it's best if were to resign from job. I have already done so much for the Foundation and my body is getting to its limit. I don't blame you for the incident that happened and I never will. Again, you have given me the opportunity to work and research on those amazing anomalies and entities, and for that you have earned my upmost gratitude. As for my replacement, I entrust you will find a suitable employee to fill out the hole I left. I think it's time for me to settle down and have a nice quiet life and maybe find someone to spend it with. You know just like all the others that I am forever loyal to the Foundation and would rather die than leak out anything, but if Foundation protocol requires me to be administered amnestics than do as what follows. Below is my contact information and the location I wish to stay in after I leave the Foundation.
[DATA REDACTED]
Until then, Secure. Contain. Protect.
Sincerely,
[EXPUNGED]
Dr. █████ Oswald
Note from Site Director
As per Foundation protocol, Dr. █████ Oswald is to be administered Class A amnestics after reaching his location and is to be monitored everyday by assigned Foundation agents in case of an attack from any known Groups of Interest or any information leak from him.
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Pending
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be observed daily through site cameras. If SCP-XXXX is to realize that he is in a different reality, guards are to reprimand him and he is to be given Class B amnestics immediately. No further Containment Procedures are required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is researcher Dr. ██████ Joseph. SCP-XXXX shows non-threatening anomalous properties but is to be designated as an SCP due to a dcoument found by a Foundation janitor. The document shows Dr. Joseph being an SCP which apparently started due to him forcing the existence of "mint chocolate chip". The document shows slight degradation along with a note coming from Dr. Joseph himself. (See Retrieved Documents on SCP-XXXX)
When Dr. Joseph was asked about the document, he replied with having no knowledge of the said document created and asked what "mint chocolate chip" is. Other interviews of personnel showed no advancement in information and in turn only created confusion as to why Dr. Joseph is an SCP. No further interviews is to be done to avoid further confusion with site personnel.
In one of the retrieved documents, there is a message created by Dr. Joseph with him stating that he found and used a "device" that might take him back home and tested it on various items. (See Retrieved document, Message from Dr. Joseph)
The "device" in question may be the answer to the various site incidents that have occured and the reason as to why the documents have appeared in the first place. (See Site-## Incidents 1-5)
Site-## Incident 1
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Site-## Incident 2
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Site-## Incident 3
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Site-## Incident 4
[[DATA EXPUNGED]]
Site-## Incident 5
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Note from site staff: This article was found behind an old filing cabinet with origins unknown presumably coming from an alternate reality of the same time period
Item: SCP-XXXX I'M NOT AN SCP GODDAMMIT
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a humanoid containment chamber. SCP-XXXX is allowed to roam around the facility and use other facility equipment but is to be monitored daily by a guard or via site cameras. Psychological test shall be performed every month to ensure SCP-XXXX is in a stable mental condition to freely roam the facility and to ensure no reality can be altered by his mentality.
All of SCP-XXXX's actions are to be reported and written into the separate file attached to this document. (See Interview Log SCP-XXXX-B)
Description: SCP-XXXX is former researcher Dr. ██████ Joseph who as of recent events, had tried to impose the existence of "mint chocolate chip". SCP-XXXX shows no anomalous properties other than a suspiciously odd Hume level of ###. It is still unknown whether SCP-XXXX can shape reality on his own will or has come from a different reality. (See Test Log SCP-XXXX)
Video transcript of site break room on the discovery of the SCP
<Begin Playback>
(12:32) Dr. Joseph proceeds to walk into break room and grabs a container in the fridge. He then proceeds to grab a spoon from a drawer, sit down on a chair and begins eating
(12:34) Dr. Paylan, a close colleague of Dr. Joseph, enters the break room to grab a cup of coffee.
Dr. Joseph: Hey man
Dr. Paylan: Hey. What you eating there?
Dr. Joseph: Oh you know. My homemade ice cream.
Dr. Paylan: Oh yeah, I forgot you can do that. (While pointing at him) Chocolate chip right?
Dr. Joseph: Close. It's mint chocolate chip. How can you forget that? You and I liked mint chocolate chip since we were kids.
Dr. Paylan: Excuse me, mint? Did you like, put toothpaste in it or something? You trying out something new? (Confused)
Dr. Joseph: What? What do you mean I'm trying something new? This flavor has existed for years.
Dr. Paylan: (visibly confused) This is the first time I heard something like that exist. Are you really sure you're not just trying something new?
Dr. Joseph: No I'm not! You better not be joking me. You and I both know we like the cool mint taste of it along with the chocolate.
Dr. Paylan: Dude, if wanted to taste mint I could've just brushed my teeth or had an Altos. Anyway, I'm gonna go back and finished some papers. You can go ahead and eat your, uhm, "mint?" chocolate chip ice cream. (Proceeds to exit break room)
Dr. Joseph: Hey wait, I'm not done with you y—- (Proceeds to exit break room)
<End Log, 12:46>
Closing Statement: Dr. Joseph proceeded to disturb Dr. Paylan asking multiple question examples being, what is wrong with him and why he doesn't know what mint chocolate chip is.
Discovery Addendum XXXX-A
As of ██/██/20██, Dr. Joseph was filed multiple complaints of disturbing other site staff along with asking/forcing his colleagues to taste the said ice cream flavor. One site member suggested that Dr. Joseph is a GoI spy and is actively trying to poison Foundation staff. Dr. Joseph was then sent to be interviewed with Dr. Carter for disciplinary hearing.Interview Log SCP-XXXX-A
Interviewer: Dr. Carter
Interviewee: Researcher Dr. ██████ Joseph of Site-██
<Begin Log>
Dr. Carter: Alright Joseph, can you tell me why in the hell you are trying to feed our staff with an unknown substance?!
Dr. Joseph: I'm telling you 'Doc, this ice cream flavor is real! No one believes me! Even my best friend doesn't like it —I don't even know what's happening anymore!
Dr. Carter: Dr. Joseph, just because you invented a new flavor of ice cream it doesn't give you the right to shove it all people's mouths! As for your discpli-
Dr. Joseph: This is all bullshit! I know it exists! If it doesn't then how the hell do I know how to make it?! Don't tell me you used that facility again and forgot that flavor!
Dr. Carter: I can assure you that the facility has not been used! If it was used I would've known.
Dr. Joseph: Then why the hell can't you remember the ice cream flavor?! Tell me!
Dr. Carter: Because it simply does not exist! And it has never existed!
Dr. Joseph: Bullshit!
Dr. Carter: That's enough! As for your recent behavior and attitude towards me, your disciplinary action shall be [DATA REDACTED] and that is final! Take him away! (Gestures guards)
Guards proceed to take away Dr. Joseph from his chair
Dr. Joseph: struggling from the guards grip No! Get your hands off me! I'm telling you it exists! Paylan! Janet! They can tell you it's real! Door swings open I'm telling you! The real- Door closes
<End Log>
There was something about what he said, something about the word "real" just doesn't feel right. I don't think he should be blamed for his actions but given the circumstances he is in, what he did was unnecessary. I'm requesting Dr. Joseph to be examined for any change of hume levels has altered his reality. If this so called ice cream "flavor" doesn't exist in this reality then he might have come from a different one or if possible, he himself is a reality bender.
-Dr. CarterTest Log SCP-XXXX
Subject was placed and observed using a hume detector. Subject, for unknown reasons, has a high level of hume that is not on the level of average humans. Further questioning must be done to gain information on Dr. Joseph. Debate on whether Dr. Joseph should be classified as an SCP will be decided after the next interview.
So it is true that he has a different hume level than the a normal human but it still doesn't answer the question on whether he came from a different realityInterview Log SCP-XXXX-B
Interviewer: Dr. Carter
Interviewee: Dr. Joseph
Foreword: Dr. Joseph shows slight distress throughout the whole interview.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Carter: Joseph, you may have already known why you were placed near a hume detector, I assume.
Dr. Joseph: I'm not from this reality. Aren't I?
Dr. Carter: That is… We have no answer to that yet. There is, yes, a possibility that you're not from this state of reality. We may need to do more research on your case to know exactly why your hume level is above average.
Dr. Joseph: So, what happens to me now? I think I already know.
Dr. Carter: There are two ways this can go Joseph. One, we can give you amnestics and you can go back to your old self again. And two, you become classified as an SCP and we monitor and research about you everyday until we know what you really are.
Dr. Joseph: Why bother telling the amnestics part? You know that you can't do that.
Dr. Carter: (chuckles) Even though you're different now, you're still the attentive Edward we all know. Alright, the guards outside will take you to your containment room. Your containment rules will be given to you shortly. Anything else you would like to say before leaving?
Dr. Joseph: I have nothing else to say. This all just so… sudden. I don't even know if reality has been altered or if I'm in a different one. (chuckles) Funny how this all started because I'm the only one who knows an ice cream flavor.
Dr. Carter: Is that all you want to say?
Dr. Joseph: Can I use site equipment and/or request for anything?
Dr. Carter: As Foundation protocol states, we can't give you anything that you request nor let you roam around until we have fully understood what you exactly are.
Dr. Joseph: Seems reasonable enough. Well, I'm ready.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Dr. Joseph was designated as SCP-XXXX and sent to his containment chamber.
Remain cautious everyone. He may be your old colleague but that doesn't make him any less dangerous to you. As for a final note, all SCP-XXXX significant actions must be reported and written down in a seperate file. Do not let him be casual with us.
SCP-XXXX Action Reports
Note from Dr. Carter: All dates should follow the standard DD/MM/YYYY writing.
Date: 09/##/20##
Request: None
Report: SCP-XXXX showed no sign of change prior to containment. SCP-XXXX shows no sign of reality altering and is fully cooperative with site guards and staff.Date: 12/##/20##
Request: A single pencil, pen and journal
Report: SCP-XXXX was granted the requested materials and soon after, began writing.
Note from Site Director
As of Incident XXXX-1, staff personnel are not allowed to bring any form of golden object and are forbidden from asking SCP-XXXX to transmute any object they present to him. Personnel caught repeatedly asking SCP-XXXX or found with a golden item is to be sent to be sent to my office immediately for discplinary action.
Just because SCP-XXXX is willing to turn anything you want into gold does not mean you should come up with a plan to be the richest person alive. That damn incident shows how your greed can screw you over.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a humanoid containment cell. SCP-XXXX's clothes and bed must be changed at any sign of excessive transmuted patches of gold roughly around 35 cm in diameter. With compliancy to Foundation personnel orders and well mannered behavior, Foundation has decided to give SCP-XXXX free roaming privileges and monitored access to Foundation equipment so as long as a guard is to accompany him at all times. SCP-XXXX is not allowed to turn any personal items from researchers into gold even if XXXX's intention is out of generosity.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a man from greek descent with a thin physique and looks to be in his late seventies. SCP-XXXX appears to be covered in scratches and slight scarring but noticeably in his appearance is a missing left hand. SCP-XXXX, following containment, is generally happy everyday and often shows gratitude to Foundation personnel. SCP-XXXX also tends to show generosity to personnel and would often try to insist in turning their personal items into gold. In an interview, SCP-XXXX states that he has been wandering earth since ancient times, it is presumed that he came from around 900 BC with his evidential knowledge on ancient greek history and its language. SCP-XXXX has also stated that he was once the former "King Midas" who has been told throughout Greek mythology but generally disagrees with it being a myth. Information pertaining to his life and the myth is recorded in Interview Log XXXX-1.
As seen in testing, SCP-XXXX has the ability to transmute anything he touches into solid gold however, testing has revealed three things about said ability:
- The rate in which the ability transmutates in a radius is 1 cm/5 sec SCP-XXXX stated "it used to be instantaneous".
- SCP-XXXX has free control on his ability but would unconsciously turn objects and surroundings into gold at times. (During unconscious ability use, observed rate of transmutation is 0.1 cm/5 sec)
- The ability is not limited to SCP-XXXX's hand but seems to range from any point on the body.
SCP-XXXX was found at [Placeholder] by Field Agent Darius during his routinely coffee break. Agent Darius saw SCP-XXXX, who he thought was merely a homeless man, asking a child for his ice cream in exchange for a magic trick. The child agreed and SCP-XXXX placed a plastic spoon and fork on the pavement. SCP-XXXX then proceeded to do an impromptu wave and took hold of the utensils which he then turned into gold. The child, astonished with the trick, traded the ice cream for the golden utensils. Agent Darius, in confusion, went over to SCP-XXXX to confirm the abilities and offered him a place to stay in exchange for turning his coffee cup into gold. SCP-XXXX, surprised, hesitated from the offer but eventually turned the Agent's cup into gold after which Agent Darius called in for containment. SCP-XXXX showed hesitation during containment and was generally confused throughout the whole process.
Interviewer: Dr. Richard Adlam
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
<Begin Log>
Dr. Adlam: Alright SCP-XXXX, let's begin shall we?
SCP-XXXX: Yes! We shall! But first of all Doctor, I must thank all of you for all the generosity that you bestowed upon me. It's just- It's just been so long since I've received such great kindness, even from such large group. A bed to sleep, fresh food and even a lavatory. You're all too kind to such an old fool like me. I wish to repay all of you, if you wish I can turn your wrist clock into gold? Or maybe give you gold teeth? Just tell me and I'll turn anything you want into gold!
Dr. Adlam: We appreciate your gratefulness but all of that won't be necessary. Can we continue with some questions?
SCP-XXXX: Yes-yes! Go ahead and ask away!
Dr. Adlam: Very well then. So from what it looks like you have the ability to transmute anything you touch into gold, correct? Are you perhaps related to the mythical King Midas? If not, how did you acquire this ability?
SCP-XXXX: Oh believe me or not Doctor, but that is not just a myth, for you are asking the questions to the former King Midas himself.
Dr. Adlam: You, are King Midas? I don't understand, the myth has been around for centuries now, how is it possible that you have lived for so long despite your age?
SCP-XXXX: (short pause) I'm truly sorry Doctor but I too don't understand how I have lived for so long. As you may have known through this "myth", I was granted the powers only a God can do. Maybe because of that, I'm half immortal or along the lines of God. I don't require sustenance but I feel pain from hunger and thirst. I have been through disease ridden places but I don't get sick. I have encountered dangerous animals and yet the don't attack me. Mother Earth has not even layed a finger on me despite having experienced many disastrous events. I only ever get hurt when someone else hurts me. Maybe it's some form of symbolism but I truly don't know Doctor.
Dr. Adlam: Inconclusive from what it seems.
SCP-XXXX: I'm very sorry.
Dr. Adlam: Well, moving on. So if it's true that you are the King Midas, can you tell us more about the life you have lived as a king?
SCP-XXXX: Oh certainly Doctor!
Interviewer: Justin A. Jackson
Interviewee: Dr. Darrel P. Jacobs
<Begin Log>
//Video begins with a black screen playing a
Bruh
No one knows why this photo was uploaded. It could be the person himself. Maybe a memetic kill agent? No one died yet so that's something.
Impossible. It could just be one of those similar drawing styles from those YouTube channels. Wasn't there also one guy who drew something similar?
Oh yeah, that guy. Although this one doesn't have a mouth though. Also there's no feet.
Why does this style look so familiar though?
Probably just a common drawing style.
Aren't we supposed to clean the corridors of Site-23?
Yeah why?
Why the hell are we looking at this image anyway?
I don't know, it just looks so familiar.
Oh. Alright.
…
…
Isn't it Taco Tuesday at Site-23?
Oh shit you're right! Let's go!






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