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SCP - 37894
Object Class: Safe [Keter]

Special Containment Procedures: If SCP-37894 has breached containment and is at large it is to be considered uncontainable. If SCP-37894 is at large PROCEDURE-445-ALPHA is to be enacted on SCP-2662. If SCP-37894 is contained it’s object class is to be considered safe. SCP-37894’s containment unit is a standard humanoid containment cell in the D-class and LRH SCP Training wing at SITE-502. SCP-37894 has been allowed a computer, tv, and gaming console all with unlimited and unhindered internet access. SCP-37894 has been granted an American bank account under a fake identity: Jacob Ericsson. SCP-37894’s diet is to consist of the latest trends in nutrition and large amounts of animal proteins. SCP-37894 is allowed 5 hours, every three days, in the level 1 agent’s gym. SCP-37894 is to meet with its psychologist, therapist, chiropractor and Agent Harrid once a week. SCP-37894’s containment cell has had all surveillance equipment removed and is only to be entered/searched if SCP-37894 has breached containment.
SCP-37894 is currently not contained.

Description: SCP-37894 is a 5”11 human male appearing to be of Latin and caucasian decent with multiple anomalous properties and abilities. SCP-37894 claims and appears to be 19 years old. SCP-37894 has two facial tattoos, one of which is heavily connected to and possibly responsible for multiple of SCP-37894’s anomalous properties and one of its abilities. SCP-37894’s tattoos are as follows: A Japanese character meaning duality under its left eye and an unknown symbol in the center of its forehead. SCP-37894’s body is covered in a variety of scars including one through its right eyebrow and below it’s right eye. SCP-37894 is missing it’s left pinky.

SCP-37894 was first brought to the attention of the foundation in 2017 when a small town in northern Russia became completely infected and terraformed by SCP-610.
The foundation was informed post terraform of the infestation by the Russian government.
When Dispatch teams arrived at what would become SITE-995 all SCP-610-1 instances appeared to be non-functioning and damaged.
Dispatch teams entered the towns church to find multiple piles of non-functioning SCP-610-1 instances and SCP-37894 sitting in a church pew smoking a cigarette. SCP-37894 refused to speak and complied with containment. SCP-37894 was contained before more SCP-610-1 instances appeared at SITE-995
SCP-37894 was carrying: one t-shirt, one pair of heavily damaged jeans, a belt, one cellular phone, a 20 sided die, a pack of American Spirit Blacks cigarettes, a gram of marijuana, a lighter, a pair of sneakers, a set of undergarments, one wallet chain, one wallet containing a single damaged coffee shop punch card, cigarette rolling papers and $5,223. SCP-37894 was also carrying SCP-896 and a Desert Eagle Handgun.

INTERVIEW LOG-6662 [exponged]

DOCUMENT 6 [exponged]

The following is a list of SCP-37894’s anomalous ability’s and properties:
SCP-37894 is immune to all diseases.
SCP-37894’s skin can only be damaged by diamond and denser materials as well as SCP-610 organic material.
SCP-37894 is 7x faster than the average human and can process information 8x faster while in combat.
If a sentient and or sapient being within 30m of SCP-37894 becomes sad, frustrated, or angry it will have complete control of the intensity and duration of said emotion. This ability is most commonly used to increase the intensity of the emotion so much so that it causes the victim to black out for a duration of up to 1 minute.
When SCP-37894 becomes enraged it will vomit a mixture of bile and iron shavings the amount of which is disproportionate to the volume of its stomach. SCP-37894 has telekinetic control over the iron shavings from this mixture.
The cloud of iron shavings has an unknown weight but can fill a standard containment cell enough so that it becomes harmful to breath within.
While this mixture is outside of the body SCP-37894’s skin and hair become white and blood begins to poor from its eyes. While in this state SCP-37894 is often smiling and can be heard laughing hysterically although any who have heard this say that SCP-37894’s lips are not moving.

SCP-37894 was originally classified as Keter but was reclassified as safe once
A full psycho analysis was performed on SCP-37894 by Doctor [REDACTED] Simz

INTERVIEW LOG-982322 [exponged]

SCP-36894 has admitted to not knowing its own age but assuming it to be over 100 years.