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-j playing on the invisible fights that happen and jojo and to a lesser extent pretend imrpovised battles people have
Agent: brtinging you in for questioning yadda yadda
Guy 1: Stop, you mustn't approach. Guy 2 will destroy you and me with him if you cross his Stone Cold Barrier.
Guy 2: Ha. Nice try.
Guy 1: (looks to agent, stunned) What?
The two appear to be posing but nothing is else is going on.
Guy 1: (falls to the floor painful screaming) No! I should have forseen this.
Guy 2: (wipes thumb across his nose) While you were talking to the agent, Hammer Fall positioned itself between you and him!
Guy 1: Agent, stop! There's a Hyper-Lariat headed toward you right now! if you move even an inch, you'll be caught!
Agent: H-
Guy 2: How? it's impossible- There's no way you could have seen my attack… Unless. No. It can't be.
Guy 1: (rising to feet) (makes some kind of pose) I know, Guy 2. Howling Moon coated itself in grease while Chocolate Thunder was preparing its attack, wiggling itself out while still making it appear that it was caught.
Guy 2: That's not fair! (takes a knee to the ground and places a palm on the pavement) Greasy Lightning is draining my energy!
Agent: Guys this is really stupid, I'm going ask you to come with me I just have a few questions.
(agent crosses barrier and explodes)
