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Item #XXX
SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the nature of SCP- XXXX, it is to be contained in a field, located near [Redacted], Idaho. An observation area and barracks has been constructed, and designated Site 97. Agents under the guise of (nature cops) are to deter civilians around a fenced border of the site. SCP-XXXX is to reside in a standard humanoid containment cell in the center of the field, scaled to it's proportions. A farming plot located adjacent is to be used by SCP-XXXX. Subject is encouraged to subsist off that which it grows through its own anomalous nature, due to substantial caloric intake.
Scp-XXXX is to have constant access to cable television and select streaming services. Junior staff and researchers of level 2 or higher are to visit with SCP-XXXX for a 3 hour period once per day, where they must engage in polite conversation about television programming with the subject. Visitors are to wear level X protective eyewear, and to watch all released episodes of select programing. All visits are to be recorded with standard visual and audio equipment for humanoid containment, with MTF-XXX (Godslayers) in response range. Visitors are not to discuss the topic of romantic relationships or make physical contact with SCP-XXXX at any time. Visitors are to retreat to a fallback distance of 50 meters and notify security if they begin to feel sick or uneasy at any time during visits; or if the subject brings up its husband in any way. Upon awareness of an extended period of organic decay longer than 30 seconds or any verbal action specifically about [4block], Procedure (cool procedure name) is to be enacted.
Overt expressions of unprofessional affection for the subject, or attempts at physical contact are grounds for transfer or termination.
Update
After testing incident XX, subject is be recorded at all times for signs of distress. To ensure subject's pacification and avoidance of an Alpha event, reasonable accommodations and extended visit time are left to the discretion of the project lead, Dr. Thatguy who is residing on site. Request for SCP-XXXX testing on personnel is to be denied pending 05 approval. Request to use D-class or lower level personnel for visits has been denied.
Level 2 clearance required
Granted
Visit prep
Primary containment procedures are intended to pacify SCP-XXXX, and your role in visiting the subject is to provide 'companionship'. Subject requires stimulating conversation to avoid a distressed state, and the easiest way we for you to provide that is popular media shows and podcasts. Do not accept invitations to eat with the subject; it will begin growing and consuming numerous fruits, and due to the 10 pounds of plant matter it embibes a day, this will occupy most of the time remaining. You are encouraged to watch shows it enjoys from (list of shows it's watching) during your break time, and required to do so for at least 2 hours before all visits. Consider discussing the ones you enjoy with coworkers, to prepare conversation topics and more subject general knowledge. SCP-XXXX is a grade (cool grade) empath, who can read your emotions and tell when you're lying. As far as we know it can't read your thoughts, but try to focus on the topic and not classified material if possible. Only discuss topics you genuinely enjoy, attempts at acting have been met poorly.
We understand this is difficult, but at the same time you do this you must never grow too close to the subject. She is not Corsa, it is SCP-XXXX. If it at any point the subject discusses it's husband Azzo you are to follow containment procedure, and not to try and calm it yourself. You may refer to it as XX, but it is not your friend. Azzo is a force of destruction you probably don't have clearance to know about, that will cause mass casualties upon arrival.
Don't complain about walking in the dirt, SCP-XXXX prefers to touch the ground at all times, just keep your boots on. If you ask about using D-class for ethical reasons you will be given a class(appropriate letter) amnestic covering the project and a reprimand upon transfer. Voluntary amnestics can be given after leaving the project. If you ask the subject to heal you, you may be immediately terminated with prejudice.
If SCP-XXXX calls out for Azzo to come, it is your duty to ensure Procedure (cool procedure name) is enacted before fleeing.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a 3 meter tall female humanoid. It has normal human limb proportions for its size, and genetics testing confirm mostly human DNA and structure with anomalous variants; the most notable being a second heart in the chest cavity, and a glowing effect. SCP-XXXX's epidermis expels light of up to 1,000 lumens, and up to 50,000 when exhibiting anomalous behavior. Subject wears a strain of (insertplanthere) that grows into different replications of outfits they see on media.
Scp-XXXX has the ability to conjure seeds from an unknown space, and to grow plants at an exponential rate in anomalous forms. All plant matter tested have been proven non-anomalous. Subject can also restore vitality*1 and improve the emotional state of people who talk with it, displaying anomalous lie detection and emotional reading of visitors.
Subject is resistant to all forms of aging and physical damage*2, and is believed to be 10XX years old.
SCP-XXXX usually has a light and friendly temperent, unless it is without companionship for too long. If left alone without being talked to for at least 2 hours over a period of more than 28 hours, subject will enter a depressive state. In this state it will cease its glow effect, and all organic matter in a 5 meter radius begin to decay and eventually disintegrate at a rapid rate. This radius and the rate of decay can grow the worse the subjects emotional state becomes, up to a point of 50 meters and immediate visible decay before an Alpha event is triggered. Discussion of romantic relationships or SCP-XXXX's history can trigger this state.
Notes about retrieval of SCP-XXXX:
SCP-XXXX was discovered on [redacted] Island in the east pacific. It was worshipped on the island as a deity by a local population*3, and was located due to an updated Foundation satellite (scanning or something) the anomalous light. A retrieval team was quickly dispatched, and after initial resistance from the locals, SCP-XXXX was sedated and taken into Foundation custody. Casualties were minimal due to the stupor induced by contact with SCP-XXXX, and afflicted inhabitants of the island were relocated and amnestiziced as needed. Upon arrival and regaining consciousness, SCP-XXXX immediately grew distraught and unconsolable, triggering an Alpha event. Containment procedures were enacted after multiple interviews by Dr. (Thatguy).
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Thatguy
Foreword: Initial interview conducted after stabilization following Alpha event. Dr. Thatguy is communicating via teleconference beyond 50 meters from subject. Upon hearing Dr. Thatguy speak English, she switched from [ethnicity language] to English with a southern American accent.
Begin Log
Dr. Thatguy Hello SCP-XXXX, my name is Dr. Thatguy.
SCP-XXXX What did you call me? My name is [redacted]. Been called it a long time *laughs*.
Dr. Thatguy Due to your anomalous disposition, you have been taken in by the Foundation and designated SCP-XXXX. I'm here to try and ascertain your history and nature.
SCP-XXXX Just call me XX then, save you a mouthful youngin.
Dr. Thatguy If that's your preference XX is fine. XX how did you end up on [redacted] Island? And when did your anomalous effects begin?
SCP-XXXX I reckon I showed up on my little raft some hundreds of years ago; its hard to count the days and my people had no need for calenders. *glow dims* I miss them… when can I see (insert name) or (insert name)? They'll be just so lonely without me.
Dr. Thatguy You can visit them in some time, but I really-
SCP-XXXX *begins to glow bright, and squint at the image of Dr. Thatguy* Now I ain't gonna have nobody lie to me. You're never gonna let me see them again.
Dr. Thatguy …Yes, I'm sorry. Its too much of a containment risk to allow visitation.
SCP-XXXX You're not sorry, but that's alright darlin'. And quit using such big words, this ain't a star trek convention. *laughs*
Dr. Thatguy *ahem* So when did you start being able to glow and heal people?
SCP-XXXX That's easy, back when [redacted] told me he would always come back to me. Gave me his heart to help people, and to always wait for him.
Dr. Thatguy [redacted]? Who is that?
SCP-XXXX *glows brighter* Why he's my husband of course! Married in 10XX, in a little town a stones throw from (insert cool historical place). I carry his love with me always. He is my everything, and his love fills all of me. He will always come back to me. *as SCP-XXXX continues talking, she begins speaking in (language from cool historical place) and glows brighter until unobservable*
<End Log> *
Closing Statement:
Interview ended after subject became unresponsive, due to obsessive talk to self about [4block]. Various further interviews revealed little else of use about SCP-XXXX's history, as all discussion leads back to [redacted]. Subject has divulged a love of entertainment media, and mentions a radio she used to listen to broadcasts from*4. Current containment procedures were devised, as such to prevent an alpha event and avoid discussing [redacted].
-Dr. Thatguy
Addendum:
Level 4 restricted access, insert code
Granted
Either you have the right clearance and have taken the requisite Anticognitohazard procedure, or the meme you just saw will stop your breathing shortly. I'm going to eschew formality and get to the point: the subject we have is SCP-XXXX-1 and her husband Azzo, SCP-XXXX-2, would normally be classified Keter and uncontained. If we knew anything about it.
As of this writing I have conducted 17 interviews, 243 visits, and personally enacted Procedure (cool name) 3 times. We thus far have learned little about SCP-XXXX-2, other than they were born in Pisa and he was a some kind of nature mage. That doesn't sound ridiculous given the contained subject's abilities, but we have no footage of the Alpha event. There was only one eyewitness account, who reported a 'shadowy giant man even bigger than the glowy one, with huge wings and red eyes' who said something he couldn't make out, but made him feel comforted. That if he turn and ran he would be okay. That eyewitness was the only survivor.
Alpha event
(SCP-XXXX-1 warps reality around her, wailing and calling out to SCP-XXXX-2, who eventually floats through the ground in front of her and holds her until she falls asleep, usually within 20 mins, and in that time if anyone approaches he glows bright dark and warns them verbally, and if they proceed he uses an enhanced version of her effect, and all matter organic or not closer than 100m is instantly disintegrated, leaving behind a cool perfect sphere of nothing while he floats and holds her. Upon sleep he teleports with her to the last place she slept [the van she was transported in after the initial one, then her foundation bed subsequently] says ill be back, and floats down through the ground)
Testing incident XX
(After getting nowhere trying to learn more, Dr thatguy asks and receives 05 permission to trigger an alpha event and capture SCP-XXXX-2. It goes badly, update containment procedures, new priority is to not trigger alpha again until they have a way to contain SCP-XXXX-2)
interview
Interviewed: Rex [redacted], lead unit in MTF Godslayers
Interviewer: Dr. Thatguy
Foreword:
Interview conducted after Testing incident XX. After [2block] casualties, Rex was the only survivor of the incident. Junior staff member (insert name) observing.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Thatguy: Good to see you Rex. You know I already saw the footage, but I would like you to recount the events as if I hadn't.
Rex [redacted]: *nods, and promptly pulls out and lights a cigarette* I'll start from the top then.
Junior staff (insertname) Hey this is a [redacted] facility, you can't smo-
Dr. Thatguy: *holds up a hand to (insert name) without looking* The most important thing when working for the Foundation, is knowing the rules and following them. More importantly you learn later, is which rules can be broken and the time to do so. With the things this man has seen and the loss of his squad, his smoking addiction is a non issue.
Rex [redacted]: *observed and watched calmly while taking a drag, before giving a hearty laugh* They calm the nerves real good son, and I swear something else is going to kill me long before lung cancer gets to.
Dr. Thatguy: *gives a light smile, before regaining composure* So?
Rex [redacted]: *Stands up, pacing back and forth for a minute, taking occasional pauses to drag on the cigarette. He sits back down and tosses the butt over his shoulder* So. SCP-XXXX is a ten foot tall glowing woman, who can control plants, heal the sick, and gets very lonely. She hasn't aged in the 50 years we've had her, and she lures in followers with an anomalous opioid high and gigantic titties *laughs*
Junior staff (insert name) This is the most unprofessional-
Dr. Thatguy: *presses a button on the table, the intercom silences* Continue.
Rex [redacted]: Thing is, all that ain't shit from what I've seen. Giant magic lady that accidently breeds cults? Stick her in a box and call it Safe. But this demon guy she's with… He's on a whole nother level.
Dr. Thatguy: Can you describe the figure for me?
Rex [redacted]: *considers for a moment before speaking* You ever see (insert famous actor*5)? His face looked just like him, but it was hard to tell cause cause the bastard was oozing darkness out his skin. As soon as we put her in the box and she started losing it, we are all watching for him. Rose up out of the ground like a damn vampire, and poofed it away with a wave of his hand.
Dr. Thatguy: *raises a singular eyebrow* Poofed?
Rex [redacted]: *chuckles* You know I don't know the science terms for this shit. He waved his hand, and one moment there was a containment box, and the next she was just standing there, no box. Picked her right up and she stopped crying. Rocked her like a damn baby, she looked normal size held by that monster. I had 14 [redacted] rifles trained on him, 4 gatlings, and the [redacted] reality regulator. And I knew in an instant it wasn't gonna do shit.
Dr. Thatguy: What gave you that feeling?
Rex [redacted]: *Pauses, and looks serious for the first time* It was the look on his face. We had the audio scramblers on, cause we knew he talked weird and it might be a meme effect. Ever since working on (Scp- either redacted or cross reference audio scp) I learned to lip read, so I can know what they're saying. Had my scope centered on his face the whole time.
Dr. Thatguy: And?
Rex [redacted]: Dude was crying more than she was, I could see the tears shining over the darkness. His eyes glowed red as the devil's, but his mouth… he kept saying please over and over again, and get back. That he couldn't stop it.
Dr. Thatguy: This is when you gave the order to retreat?
Rex [redacted]: *nods* Something in me just knew it was all about to go to shit, and I'm not ashamed to admit I immediately turned around and booked it. I thought they'd all follow orders and be right behind me. But when I looked back, I could only see the crater. And him. His darkness had spread, looked like a giant black abyss in the hole with two red dots in it. And then in the blink of an eye, they were gone.
Dr. Thatguy: Within .3 seconds of disappearing from the test footage, agent [redacted] saw it arriving with SCP-XXXX-1 at her containment site. She was set down before it went back in the ground.
Rex [redacted]: *Lights another cigarette and takes a long drag before speaking* Now I'm just the muscle, they don't pay me the big bucks to think. But after all that, you gotta ask some big questions. Not just who is he, who did he make a deal with, and how do we stop him. That's basic. What I'm thinking here, is he can teleport anywhere right? So why does he come out of the ground? And where is he going when he goes back down? If there is a hell, is it really below us? And ultimately, how many more of him are there that we haven't found yet?
<End interview>
Closing statement
After the massive failure of the test, all tests involving the intentional trigger of an Alpha event are suspended indefinitely. Scp-XXXX-2 is an obvious danger, but without a way to contain it, containment priority is now to ensure SCP-XXXX-2 never manifests. Research into methods of containment for SCP-XXXX-2 should hereby be a top priority. I reccomend the project receive additional funds and staffing, to work on this threat.
-Dr. Thatguy
Response and review
Request for funds is to be granted, but we simply can't transfer any more researchers. There is no evidence to suggest SCP-XXXX-2 will ever appear outside of an Alpha event. The threat of SCP-XXXX-2 is to be taken seriously, but for now containment procedures as is should hold.
05- (1block)
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*1: Healing most injuries and diseases tested immediately, with subjects reporting feeling rejuvenated and in a state of euphoria for a period of 2 weeks. Testing of addictive properties of this euphoria is pending approval from the Ethics council, due to inability to use D-class.
*2: Further testing into SCP-XXXX'S physical durability is indefinitely pending.
*3: 2,756 total people of (ethnicity) descent, living in crude huts assembled around SCP-XXXX'S domicile. Given the barren nature of most of the island, SCP-XXXX was assumed to be their sole food source.
*4: This is presumably where they learned English, and the accent is an impression of (famous southern radio voice from 60's)
*5: (famous actor) is of (ethnicity of cool historical place) descent, and is a decent facsimile of Scp-XXXX-2's facial features based on personal accounts.
Most things in parenthesis are placeholders, cranked this out too fast and fried my brain, will finish later if I receive positive feedback. Considering a Tale about SCP-XXXX-2 and the deal he makes.
