Faqiugon

Item #: SCP-####
Object class: Keter Free-roaming

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SCP-████ prior to containment.

Special containment procedures: SCP-████ is NOT to be contained. No boundaries is to be made before SCP-████. SCP-████ can be tested with anytime. If SCP-████ is to leave Site-██, Site-██ is to be evacuated before SCP-████ breaches temporary containment unit;

Temporary containment procedures: SCP-████ is to be temporarily contained in a 4 m x 4 m x 4m woven oaken foliage cell, with no entrance, nor exit. Any personnel who enters SCP-████'s cell is to be left alone for no less than three (3) hours. Cell is to not to be guarded by any means (this includes escorts and/or transportation procedures).

Description: SCP-████ is a cucumber. It has no visual abnormalities, nor properties. SCP-████ is capable of hovering up to a (1) meter in height, is polymorphic and speech. SCP-████ is incapable of sight, locomotion, listening, sense of direction/time/country/year/smell and basic intelligence. If any personnel wishes to speak to SCP-████ they are to be informed about its properties/its lack of properties. SCP-████ has regenerative powers and can attain any shape as long as it has been harmed, and eventually broken. If anyone eats off of SCP-████ they will instantaneously turn into a cucumber as well (SCP-████-1), making them ideal for liver paste, and open-faced sandwiches in general. Instances of SCP-████-1 are harmless and completely lack any abnormalities.
SCP-████ is apparently capable of breaking through temporary containment unit (TCU), and by doing so, SCP-████ can breach any containment cell by smashing itself into said cell wall once. If SCP-████ breaches any of above, every instance of SCP-████-1 is to be terminated (see Incident log "a pickled situation".

Addendum #████-1:
The SCP-████-1's tastes perfect! The taste changes from consumer to consumer, e.g. if one doesn't like cucumbers, SCP-████-1 tastes so good that said person loves cucumbers. And if one likes cucumbers, SCP-████-1 will taste even better, forcing said person to have a constant craving for SCP-████-11.