SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard humanoid containment cell with at least 4 guards posted at the containment cells door and no less than 26 guards on standby. SCP-XXXX is to be fed three pounds of any available junk food at least 4 times a day. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX permitted to go on a diet or eat any healthy foods. At least one hundred bottles of Cherry Kool-Aid is to be kept on-site in case of a EMA scenario.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a morbidly obese long-tailed macaque (Macaca fascicularis) recovered from Bangkok, Thailand in ████. SCP-XXXX anomalous effects manifest when someone with a food item on their person establishes visual contact with SCP-XXXX. The person will then be memetically compelled to give SCP-XXXX their food. This does not work on anyone carrying any drink, with the exception of Cherry Kool-Aid.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

Person: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

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Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]