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Cimmerian opened the dark purple door that lead into the dimly lit 'club' that contained things that no club should contain said things being the imprisoned inter-dimensional monstrosities being sold for pretty penny. As Cimmerian walked forward into the building with confidence before being stopped by a man wearing the supposed company mandated creepy businesses suit
“So what do we oh the pleasure of a Foundation visit?” he asked in a creepily soothing tone
“this is not a visit by the Foundation it is a visit from Jeremiah Cimmerian” he said in confidence as the suit man pondered the statement
“Well then what do we owe the pleasure of visit by Jeremiah Cimmerian?" he smiled as the man continued his unnecessarily creepy performance
"simple my friend. I want a job" he said factually
It had been one month since Cimmerian had joined the worlds most obvious evil corporation and was already steadily climbing the ranks with help of a few payoffs and mysterious disappearances or mixture of both he happily got himself to a position in the trades and acquisition division which was nothing more than step in his plan but it was still nice. There was knock on his office door "come in." he said casually
A timid assistant walked in "um sir there we have another object being offered for our catalogue" Cimmerian gestured to a seat in front of his desk "Well sit and tell me about it"
The timid assistant sat down on the red leather seat that looked like it belonged in a bar instead of an office "Well the object is a pocket watch that is supposedly counting down to the next major natural disaster." Cimmerian seemed puzzled "Do we have a source for this supposed effect?" he asked
The assistant was surprised by this statement "What do you mean?" she asked in genuine shock "Your telling me nobody has verified that this pocket watch actually dose anything special?" Cimmerian sighed "Has anybody actually ever gotten proof that we aren't just being scammed?" Cimmerian was clearly expecting a slight bit more professional behavior
She looked at him with a bit of shame "Well we usually just sell stuff for the money and don't verify sources though in retrospect that would have been smart" Cimmerian facepalmed and groaned in annoyance
The Assistant tensed up expecting a large amount of yelling but surprisingly all she got was confused Cimmerian staring at her
"what are you doing?" he asked as she calmed "well aren't you going to scream at me for doing something wrong?"
Cimmerian seemed taken aback by this statement "why would i scream at you you just didn't no that we had to do that i mean sure it was mistake but i'm not going verbally abuse you for it" he said in confusion.
"well its actually company policy to scream at assistants at least once a day" she said like it was common knowledge.
"Where dose it say that?" he said as he pulled out a stack of papers from his desk that looked heavy enough to beat someone to death with.
"page 240 sub-section Y paragraph 8" once she said that he began sifting through papers until he found the line of text that mentioned it
"At least once a day you must yell at an assistant in order to ensure they know their place" he mouthed out as he read the paper before sighing "Whats your name?" he asked The assistant.
"Renee" she said timidly "Renee Brown" she seemed confused that he asked this almost as if no one had asked it before it
"Well Renee" he said as he removed the paper from the pile and scrunched up the paper and threw it at a garbage and missed "Fuck company policy" he said with smirk "in-fact go on break early"
She was surprised by this statement "Are you serious?' she asked in shock
"Yes i am" with that statement she began walking away "oh hold on one second!" he said stopping her "Don't drink from the water coolers that have a dark tint i snuck some uh surprises into them"
After 3 days Renee had found out about her bosses plans to take over the company but instead of freaking out she began helping him with his corporate slaughter.
"Uh Cimmerian" she asked as she walked into Cimmeria's office "yes Renee?" he asked as he looked up from his paper work
"You know that guy that was stopping you from going up in the company?" she said with a devious tone "uh yes Drake" he said factually
"Well im happy to say he will no longer be an issue" she tapped her phones screen and a second later there was a serise of screams from the other room "Oh my god Drakes dead!" said one person
Cimmerian looked out the window and saw a stamped of people going to investigate "what did you do ?" he asked in confusion
"Oh i overloaded his pacemaker and caused it to exploded right next to his heart" she said with a bit off happyness in her voice "he was a pain anyway"
Cimerian seemed shocked "That is uh… horrifying. But thanks… i think." hge said confused
