SCP-XXXX - An angry bot

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#skrollr-body {}
 
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#header h2 span::before {
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#top-bar *,
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Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter Cernunnous¹

Special Containment Procedures: Containment is to focus on monitoring SCP-XXXX activity utilizing Web-Crawler Charlie-02 "Data digger" and notifying research staff assigned. Disinformation campaigns are in place to ensure the public are unaware of SCP-XXXX's anomalous nature.². Agents are to discourage or sabotage any attempts on researching SCP-XXXX.

By order of the Classification Committee, SCP-XXXX will be classified as Cernunnous until adequate containment procedures are found.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous internet bot capable of altering text within digital posts to a random degree, even when they are not designed to be altered once posted and is affecting 10,000 internet posts per day. There is no consistent pattern regarding the nature of the text alteration, websites, chatlogs, emails or users SCP-XXXX contaminates. In addition, internet posts contaminated by SCP-XXXX cannot be deleted or edited.

No memetic agents, infohazards or cognitohazards have been detected or recorded within contaminated posts. All attempts to purge SCP-XXXX have failed[SEE ADDENDUM XXXX.2]. All attempts to locate the origins of SCP-XXXX or slow it down have been futile.

Addendum XXXX.1-Discovery:

Addendum XXXX.2-Notice from the Classification Comimittee:

ACCESS GRANTED

Classification Committee Notice
Document prepared by Dr. Chloe Avery
Site-81
Date, 4/2/2020

Good day, to whoever is reading this. I suppose you are paranoid about the situation and I won't lie, I am too. We've dealt with anomalous A.I in the past but I have not seen anything like this. Despite what the containment procedure states, I want to make it clear that the Foundation has not given up on containing SCP-XXXX. Its just difficult.

I want to answer the question everybody wants an answer: Is it possible to stop it?

The short answer is yes but its not that simple.

The long answer is where things get interesting. We tried almost everything. Webcrawlers, force deletion, deleting it as admins of chatgroups, tracking down where it came from, who or what created it, slow it down and nothing worked… Almost everything. One of the researchers proposed the idea of completely purging the entire internet of existance in hopes that it would get rid of SCP-XXXX.

Everyone either laughed or were stunned when they heard that. I won't lie, I was one of the people who laughing but overtime, it got me thinking. It could actually work. After all, SCP-XXXX is a bot that is apart of the internet and will go after everything it can get on, so why not take that away from it? There is a 100% chance it could theoretically work but there's a huge flaw that's stopping us.

Billions of dollars would be spent on creating a brand new site. Everyone would get pissed. Businesses and long distance communication would collapse. Important documents would be considered lost. Then again, I doubt people would get that upset since SCP-XXXX pretty much ruined the internet but that's not what I'm most concerned about.

I'm most concerned about the fact that SCP-5721-1 might not be able to harvest anymore Elan-Vital Energy from his victims and would retaliate by driving over 250 million of them into suicide or madness. Unless we have an idea of how to stop him, we cannot take any risks.

As such, the Foundation would only carry it out as last resort. The Classification and Ethics Committee have discussed about this and I will leave the votes speak for itself. Until a proper containment procedure is found, SCP-XXXX is… Uncontained.

Dr. Chloe Avery,
Researcher for the Classification Committee.

Vote by the Ethics Committee

VOTE TO APPROVE PROPER CONTAINMENT OF SCP-XXXX

YES

[N/A]

Dr. Tejani / Dr. Simon / Dr. Lin Hua / Dr. Edward / Dr. Mia/ Dr. Fei Hong / Dr Christiana / Dr. Calvin / Dr. Kendrick /

ABSTAIN

[N/A]

VOTE DENIED

By the Classification Committee

VOTE TO RECLASSIFY SCP-XXXX FROM KETER TO CERNUNNOUS

YES

Dr. Janus / Dr. Chloe / Dr. Hector / Dr. Aktus / Dr. Amelia /

Dr. Trevor / Dr. Maxis

ABSTAIN

[N/A]

VOTE PASSES

Addendum XXXX.3-List of Contaminated items:

ACCESS GRANTED

Addendum XXXX.3-List of contaminated posts:

Website/Chatlog: Discord

Date: 3/5/2020

Affected user: Firefox138

Contaminated content: A private message sent to another user, stating "heLLo there? i wZa ujst woNdeRing IF YUOR commissions RAE EOPN?"

Follow-up: User immediately apologized for the discrepancy but was blocked for "trolling".

Website/Chatlog: Facebook

Date: 3/5/2020

Affected user: flowerpower

Contaminated content: "i'MMMMMMMMMMM on mY way to my job interview. WISH ME THE b3zt! :)"

Follow-up: User apologized to her viewers and was unable to alter/delete said post.

Website/Chatlog: Twitter

Date: 20/1/2020

Affected user: Donald Trump

Conaminated content: A tweet stating, "asdhasfpadsuasfavchasch9y83417135978138971"

Follow-up: Users began mocking at Donald Trump for the usual post, while some feeling confused, claiming the tweet prior stated,"I stand for America.". Donald Trump was unable to delete the post and made a follow-up tweet stating, "I have no idea what just happened but I can't take it down or why its like that. Fuck Twitter."

Website/Chatlog: Skype

Date: 5/4/2021

Affected user: Mint Lover583

Contaminated content: A message bearing the words, "killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkilllkillkillkilllkillkillkilkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkilllkilllkillkill"

Follow-up: User was unable to delete message, whom then apologized to the individual he sent and uploaded a video to YouTube titled, "My phone got HACKED!!!".

Website/Chatlog: Wattpad

Date: 6/2/2020

Affected user: All users assigned Wattpad.

Contaminated content: The main site page, as well as all pages in general,text output, stories and user page comments have been heavily altered to have disfigured code. Any attempt to post a comment, publish a story, PM or any action would result in a notice pop-up, stating "ERRR############000000000RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Follow-up: Despite SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects, the owners of Wattpad made an announcement stating the website will be shut down³ until a solution for "Facebook terror" has been created. In addition, Mark Zuckerberg has received additional criticism and backlash from the incident.

Currently, this is the most affected SCP-XXXX contamination recorded.

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