Freddy before transformation.
ITEM #: SCP-XXX
OBJECT CLASS: APOLLYON
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXX is an anomalous frog toy that lures any grieving people to it, SCP-XXX will once, presumed out of human sight, devour the grieving person. subjects seem to call out the name Freddy when they are looking for the toy (now named Freddy) it is also presumed that in the eyes of infected subjects the toy is the person they are grieving (usually a child).
Freddy (SCP-XXX) will, once a person has been presumed out of sight, reveal itself to the subject and transform into an entirely different entity, vaguely resembling itself, then proceeding to devour the subject. Freddy has a note written on his tag reading.
Freddy was first reported in Waco Texas by Ian █████, his wife recently being terminated by a falling vending machine prompting Freddy to target him, he escaped to a local sheriff's office when he was attacked
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
At this point, Freddy has been contained twice and all further attempts have failed. any later updates will be logged but as of right now it is at large and killing 1-3 people a week. But it only stays in Waco Texas
A photo of SCP-XXX before capture.
ITEM #: SCP-XXX
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXX is a living arachnid Halloween decoration that targets houses in the city of Scranton Pennsylvania with its invasive attacks. SCP-XXX will attack these houses with the anomalous ability to "Spawn" extraordinary amounts of spiderlings at alarming rates. SCP-XXX spawns these spiderlings to seemingly take over homes and eat all of the nutrients anywhere within the house's properties.
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
SCP-XXX is to be contained in a 6,000 square foot containment cell and left to lay eggs and make webs until 1 month after it starts which it is then burned down and SCP-XXX has to start over again
ITEM #: SCP-XXX-J
OBJECT CLASS: KETER
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXX-J is a measured 8.5 x 4 x 6.75 inches lunchbox that is very anomalous, it's so anomalous that it creates SCPs on the fly, maybe this should be a 001 entry. Anyways Chad (as named by senior researcher chad) has the number 47 printed on his middle area and blue markings on his sides, chad will if provoked do the following
I'm not done with this part yet lol (but here's a glimpse at a couple)
CHAD WILL if made fun of by anyone named stewart poison the next stew they eat
He will make your food cold when you want it hot and hot when you want it cold
He will yell tons of curse words such as F*%K and S*#T and *%#@ when you put anything with tuna in him
He will eat your food and leave you a note from your brother saying he took a bite out of your food
He will duplicate your veggies and fruits
if you put a turkey inside he will catch on fire
He will blend any asparagus beets or watermelons you put inside and puke them up on you when you open him
if a rambutan is inserted he will scream alien and start shooting lasers from his body
If you put spaghetti inside of him your dog will disappear
he will say the entire bee movie script in crude voices of the original actors if you put honey inside of him
he will bite you occasionally
if you put weed inside of him he will explode in a mushroom cloud the size of a bus with the words totally rad" being heard loud in peoples ears within a 5-mile radius, before he disappears
he will boil replace with acid or put lava inside of any drinks you put inside
‘if you put him in the washer he will shrink too small sizes and once you take him out you can never think of getting another lunch box again.
If you put any phone’s laptops, tablets, etc. into him he will send your search history to everyone in your contacts list.
if you have any type of fly near him he will shoot a flamethrower and most likely burn down your house.
He will multiply the number of forks you put inside of him by 18
Anyone with the name Mikey or Bartholomew will be immediately struck by lighting and catch on fire proceeding to have 4 months in the hospital in constant pain until they die
If any slime jello or anything like that is inserted he will spawn 5 jello beasts to attack the perpetrator
If chad comes into contact with and SCP 1006 instance he will play the communist anthem at ear damaging volumes
If SCP - 343 is in contact with Chad for too long they will have a storm battle
If Chad sees a bob ross painting he will summon a godlike version of bob ross for 11 hours if any personnel come to close they will be hit with sharp trees
if he is ever exposed to any form of possum he will scream in fear summoning a .. picnic basket with an afro with guns galore to shoot the possum
chad will summon a large bush with a face and a tophat every 4th of October
if he is in contact with 001 - Gate guardian he will actually cower in fear at his holy might
Chad will (presumably) blow up the moon if any snickers brand candy bars are put inside of him - as he told us
ETC.
CHAD WILL summon what he calls Humatakh umdahkayeh huyehdoka if he comes in to contact with SCP-729-J this creature he summons is an abnormally sized man on fire constantly.
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
Chad is to be kept in a cell exactly 26,230ft under the ground that is equipped with a foot thick tungsten carbide wall and a room that is 20x20x20 in measurements Chad should also be kept in a vat of molten cheese, so it can stay contained. Oh and also a hydraulic lift all the way down from the surface to transport scps for testing.
ITEM #:
OBJECT CLASS: Keter
DESCRIPTION
Tuba man showing his reality warping abilities.
ITEM #: SCP-XXX-J
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
SCP-XXX-J is to be kept in a standard reality bender dampening cell with some small adjustments such as a table and tuba cleaning supplies (it is also recommended that the cell is provided with a new trumpet each hour 160 a week). He will become highly enraged and warp out of his cell if he is not provided with listeners to his cognitohazardous music (killing all d-class involved) every Friday.
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXX-J is a male human seemingly consisting of tubas, but the really fascinating thing is his abilities such as reality warping, mind control, teleportation, conjuration, and the power to control lightning… that's all for tuba man
LOGS
Interviewer: Joke Director Chad
Interviewee: TUBA MAN?!
CHAD: Hello Mr. Tubular Tuba Tammy The Third … Is that your real name?
TUBA: Do Do Doot Doot Do tghh-opo[REDACTED FOR CGNITOHAZARDOUS PROPERTIES]udjj-u
CHAD [Visibly very dead]
Interviewer: Joke Director Chad (Clone with anti cognitohazard goggles)
Interviewee: TUBA MAN?!
CHAD: Hello Mr. Tubular Tuba Tammy The Third.
TUBA: Dooot D Doot!
CHAD: Okay … Um how were you made?
TUBA: D Dot Doot Doot Dot Dooooot Dooot Do Doot Dooooooooot Dot Dooooot Do Dot Dooot Doooot Do Doot, Dot Doooot Dooot Doot Dooot Dot Doot Dot Doot Do Dot Doot Dot Do Doooot Do Dot Doot Dooooot!!!! [REDACTED FOR COGNITOHAZARDOUS PROPERTIES] D Dot Doot Doot Dot Dooooot Dooot Do Doot Dooooooooot Dot Dooooot Do Dot Dooot Doooot Do Doot, Dot Doooot Dooot Doot Dooot Dot Doot Dot Doot Do Dot Doot Dot Do Doooot Do Dot Doot Dooooot.
CHAD: IM DONE!
a photo of the Jankly man while he was hunting in a dark room iteration 1.
ITEM #: SCP-XXX
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXX is a well documented entity documented by Tik Tok comedian Soggy_Nuggets in his videos the entity is called “Thirsty little demon”. SCP-XXX has a white mask and a black skin tight suit and seems to crawl and be adept at roller skating. SCP-XXX has a dance for when he finds milk or pennies (he shakes his buttox) and this enacts a fear response in any humans around. SCP-XXX can also contort his body in extraordinary ways and has gone through many iteration of looks.
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
As of right now he is contained in Soggy_Nuggets videos as an entity that people think is just a guy in a skin tight suit.
the iteration he is currently in.
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