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Item #: SCP-4861

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-4861 is to be held in a class I humanoid containment unit.The containment unit is to be a class ||| standard secure humanoid containment unit due to the events of (Addendum 4861-1). The unit must be outfitted with a bed, desk(specifically an IKEA- brand : ”SKARISKA” ), office chair, a running sink, basic kitchen utensils, tupperware, and soap. All further testing must be approved by level 2 staff or SCP-4861’s current head leader. SCP-4861 appears to change clothing daily even if no clothes are supplied to SCP-4861. While SCP-4861 appears to behave in a very docile manner, there have been reported cases of sporadic behavior(see Addendum 4861-1). SCP-4861 doesn't create any bodily waste even though MRI-scans have shown(what appears to be) a standard set of human organs. SCP-4861’s unit must be restocked for food every 24 hours. The entity seems to prefer “MAMA”- brand noodles and any frozen pizza.

Description:
SCP-4861 is a humanoid figure standing at approximately 1.8M(meters) tall, and weighs around 85KG(kilograms).SCP-4861 appears to be around the age of 16 - 20. SCP-4861 possesses extraordinary strength and agility when it is in a violent state. SCP-4861 spends most of its waking hours on its computer(model : ThinkPad edge E530) which it carries on its person at all times. The origin of its bag and computer are unknown, the subject claims that they were a present from its parents. Tests looking into what SCP-4861 does on its laptop have been somewhat successful(see Addendum 4861-2). SCP-4861 is capable of speaking two human languages fluently, Finnish and English. SCP-4861 also seems to speak to itself during periods of sporadic behavior in an unknown language, Foundation personell have stated the language “sounds like a mix of hindu and arabic” -Dr.Atkinson. Attempts at decoding the language have failed.

Addendum 4861-1 : Observation Log

Subject : SCP-4861

Preface : Subject has been in a “discord call” for 5 consecutive hours.

Observation Log : SCP-4861’s behavior is becoming more erratic and dangerous. SCP-4861 seems to be playing the game “minecraft” on its computer. Visual observation of the computer screen seems to indicate that he is continuously dying within the game. The subjects body gestures and vocal tone turn more sporadic. SCP-4861 proceeds to yell out in Finnish,

“Mä teen sun koirasta vittu kebappia jos et pidä sitä sun turpaas kiinni”.

This sentence roughly translates to :

"I'm going to turn your dog into [expletive] kebab if you don't [expletive] keep your mouth shut”

SCP-4861 proceeds to stand up, break its cell door, and escape. Sitewide lockdown is immediately initiated. SCP-4861 attempts escaping site[██], but fails when guard [REDACTED] shoots him with a stun gun. SCP-4861 is swiftly sedated and placed in a class ||| standard secure humanoid containment unit.

Addendum 4861-2 :

Preface :
SCP-4861’s computer’s storage media was extracted while SCP-4861 was sleeping. All data on the hard drive was copied to an external SSD. The original hard drive then was injected with a keylogger and placed back into SCP-4861’s computer.

Notes :
All of the data on the hard drive is encrypted. The only pieces of data that have been decrypted are a picture of SCP-4861(See Addendum 4861-3), which has been distorted, and short bits of code which appear to be the aftermath of a python(programming language) course. Subject has claimed the capability of programming in C#, javascript, and most recently python.

Addendum 4861-3 : Image of SCP-4861 that was recovered from its hard drive.
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