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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a two foot by two foot storage container held at Site-19. This container is to be watched over by four guards at all times and use of video surveillance is strictly prohibited.

All testing of SCP-XXXX must be authorized by Dr. Phillip.

Description: SCP-XXXX are a pair of Pro 20 Heelys sized Mens 13. SCP-XXXX is considered a cognitohazard as when anyone sees the shoes they will desire to wear the shoes and will get to wear the shoes at any means possible. Once worn SCP-XXXX will start rolling at increasing speeds¹ until the wearer blinks and finds themselves in a salt plain or a mudflat², once here the wearer is unable to return. In the salt plain

Footnotes

1. The highest recorded speed is a maximum of 237mph

2. Thought to be a separate dimension