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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Who gives a fuck.
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX-J is not necessary because nobody gives a fuck about it. Or has heard of it with the exception of the bumbling fucks who live in it.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a large city located in Australia called Adelaide. SCP-XXXX-J is literally the Detroit of Australia. It is believed that SCP-XXXX-j has a memetic effect capable of making every individual either instantly forget about it. Or lose interest entire- oh who the fuck cares it's only Adelaide.
SCP-XXXX-J's memetic effect is particularly strong on people from outside of Australia. Subjects report having knowledge about every city in Australia with the exception of SCP-XXXX-J.
Addendum: interview log of two people discussing SCP-XXXX-J
Interviewed: Dr Carlyle
Interviewer: Dr Evens
Foreword: Adelaide is boring.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Evens: So have you heard of Adelaide?
Dr. Carlyle: Heard of what?
Dr Evens: Have you heard of- nah fuck it.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Nobody cares about adelaide.
