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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Who gives a fuck.

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX-J is not necessary because nobody gives a fuck about it. Or has heard of it with the exception of the bumbling fucks who live in it.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a large city located in Australia called Adelaide. SCP-XXXX-J is literally the Detroit of Australia. It is believed that SCP-XXXX-j has a memetic effect capable of making every individual either instantly forget about it. Or lose interest entire- oh who the fuck cares it's only Adelaide.

SCP-XXXX-J's memetic effect is particularly strong on people from outside of Australia. Subjects report having knowledge about every city in Australia with the exception of SCP-XXXX-J.

Addendum: interview log of two people discussing SCP-XXXX-J

Interviewed: Dr Carlyle

Interviewer: Dr Evens

Foreword: Adelaide is boring.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Evens: So have you heard of Adelaide?

Dr. Carlyle: Heard of what?

Dr Evens: Have you heard of- nah fuck it.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Nobody cares about adelaide.