SCP-8218

Item #: SCP-8218

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-8218 is to be kept in an 8x8x8 container with an ongoing projection of the life of 'Jimmy'. Do not attempt any interaction with SCP-8218 at all costs.

Description

SCP-8218 seems to be a middle-aged man, three times the size of any human. SCP-8218 is referred to as 'Bert' and is only interested in 'jimmy'. SCP-8218 is extremely hostile, and will only not harm 'jimmy'.
In the event of a containment breach, SCP-8218 will break open his cell and look for 'Jimmy'. SCP-8218 will pick up a random personal who he will call 'Jimmy' and carry them on his shoulder, slaughtering all that he can see unless he finds another 'Jimmy' then he will throw his 'Fake Jimmy' off his shoulder, and repeats the process with the new person. In the event of a containment breach, A 'Jimmy' will run towards SCP-8218 and lure it back to its containment, where a 48-hour video of 'The life of Jimmy' will play, keeping SCP-8218 occupied.

Interview with SCP-8218 after bieng first bieng contained:

Interview on SCP-8218 actions:

<Begin Log>

Dr.{Redacted}: Hello, Can you hear me?
SCP-8218: (Inaudible)

Dr: Can you here me?
8218: (Inaudible.)
Dr: (to the side) cut the tape.
Tape stops
8218: Jimmy?!
Dr: Hello can you hear…
8218: Jimmy!!!!!
SCP-8218 starts attempting to rip open the door.
8218: JIMMY!!! I CAN FIND YOU!!!
Dr: Play the tape, Play the tape for gods sake!
Tape starts
8218: Jimmy.

<End Log>