Scp-xxxx-The Comedian ( by Flaming car )

Item#: scp-xxxx (The Comedian)
object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Scp-xxxx is to be contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell at Site-[REDACTED]. As well as be given three (3) meals a day as well as have bedding changed On a bi-weekly basis.

During transport Scp-xxxx must be secured in a soundproof van and all personnel entering the area nearby must wear noise-cancelling headphones. Personnel are only allowed to remove them upon leaving. Failure to comply with these guidelines will result in termination.
Any supposed wish for conversation by Scp-xxxx is to be denied at all costs.

Description:Scp-xxxx is a seemingly normal human of African descent as well as a height of 183 cm and a weight of 66kg.

When a person enters within hearing distance of Scp-xxxx it will tell a joke of varying humour, however all people nearby will find it humorous. will then seemingly gain an immense amount of control over anyone who hears it. these people will now be known as Scp-xxxx-1
Scp-xxxx will then instruct scp-xxxx-1 instances to do increasingly in humane and illegal things until, if Scp-xxxx-1 is still alive instructing them to commit suicide.

Scp-xxxx has expressed regret over its actions concerning Scp-xxxx-1 instances and claims it has no control once it creates a Scp-xxxx instance.

Scp-xxxx was discovered in an instance of a bank robbery at [REDACTED] when a Scp-xxxx-1 instance seemingly broke free of its mental state and reported to the authorities the location of scp-xxxx. At which point the foundation took over and took scp-xxxx into custody.