Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2
Interviewer: Dr. Freund
Foreword: Dr. Freund enters the containment room of SCP-XXXX, sitting at a chair in front of the desk within the room. SCP-XXXX-2 sits on the opposite side in its own chair. Dr. Freund attempts to ask SCP-XXXX-2 some questions after hearing it speak for the first time when it muttered an expletive in pain. SCP-XXXX-2 is compliant, but clearly on edge, or otherwise shy, about responding.
<Begin Log, 11:██:15>
Dr. Freund: The recording has started. XXXX-2, could you answer some questions for me?
XXXX-2: …
Dr. Freund: I know you can understand me and that you can speak as well. I heard you cry out in pain after cutting D-Class ██████… or rather, your, finger on a book you were reading… I believe it was ████████? Paper cuts hurt quite a bit, hm?
SCP-XXXX-2 is silent for two (2) minutes.
XXXX-2: … What do you want?
Dr. Freund: Ah! So the mute does, in fact, speak. Hm… what I want? I just want to ask you some questions, is all.
XXXX-2: … Start.
Dr. Freund: O.K… How about this to start: Do you know where you are?
XXXX-2: … A prison.
Dr. Freund: Well, that is certainly one way to put it. Would you like to know the truth of where you are and why you are here?
XXXX-2: … Yes.
Dr. Freund: We are a scientific group that contains and protects various anomalous beings found all around the world, sometimes even outside the world; We are the SCP Foundation. You were deemed one of these beings. You are contained within Site-██. We contained you because of your parasitic nature towards humans. Basically, we don't know what you are, where you came from, or what your purpose is.
XXXX-2 becomes visibly annoyed at the mention of its 'parasitic nature' towards humans.
XXXX-2: Parasite!? I am no parasite. I am me.
Dr. Freund: Hm, well, my research and data shows otherwise. You clearly need to consume the brain of human, become its host, and control it, yes? This kills the human you do this to, right? I would argue that would fall under the category "parasite."
XXXX-2: … I… Yes. I do this.
Dr. Freund: Yes, we noticed you only seemed to feed upon human brains, but I'm glad you could confirm it for me. Also, I would like to apologize for being quite blunt with calling you a parasite. I did not mean it as an insult, merely that is what you would be classified as by our definition.
XXXX-2: …I thank you for your apology.
Dr. Freund: Alright, next question… What do you ea- wait, no, you already answered this one for me just now… how about what do you eat as XXXX-2?
XXXX-2: I eat whatever you eat. The food you feed my host is acceptable.
Dr. Freund: So the food we give you sustains the host body, just like a normal human? Okay. How about this one: Where did you come from?
XXXX-2: I was born. From eggs.
Dr. Freund: And that is all you know?
XXXX-2: Yes.
Dr. Freund: That will do for now. How long do you live?
XXXX-2: I do not know. I have never died.
Dr. Freund: Well… I guess you make a good point, but you mean to tell me you have never seen any of your species die from old age?
XXXX-2: No. We age, but I do not know if we die from it.
Dr. Freund: Interesting… Okay, how do you reproduce?
XXXX-2: …
Dr. Freund: Was that too personal?
XXXX-2: No. We reproduce when it is time. Through eggs. They are placed in the host, they fill the spot called a "throat." We find a quiet pond and await them to burst.
Dr. Freund: And do you need a mate?
XXXX-2: We are our own mate.
Dr. Freund: Ah, parthenogenesis reproduction? Fascinating. One final question for now: Are you willing to consent to continued Foundation protection and research?
XXXX-2: …I will consider it.
Dr. Freund: That's good to hear. I think I'll end this interview for now. I hope you don't mind if I come back and ask you more questions later. I'll be seeing you, XXXX.
<End Log, 11:██:44>
Closing Statement: Dr. Freund goes to leave the room, but just before leaving through the doorway, gives SCP-XXXX-2 a thumbs up while smiling, and then exits. SCP-XXXX-2 goes back to being quiet and refuses to speak to personnel. Anyone who attempts to enter, other than Dr. Freund or Dr. ████████, is assaulted by SCP-XXXX-2.