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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is to be kept in a standard anomalous containment unit that is five (5) meters cubed. access is only granted to clearance level 3 and above personnel. SCP-XXXX Is not to be activated outside of testing (see Addendum-XXXX-01)
Description: SCP-XXXX Is a standard ██████ brand washing machine with miniscule damage on the outer area signifying some kind of altercation during use. SCP-XXXX does not directly show any anomalous capabilities until anything is inserted into the machine and is started on any of the settings in which it will begin to start an average spin cycle and a loud clanking noise is heard from within the chamber of the machine, after approximately one (1) hour has passed, the machine will stop all activity with a loud buzzing noise. When opened, the subject will find all material has been replaced with [DATA REDACTED] (see testing logs below)
SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/██/1986 at a laundromat in ████████ ████, California, when there was a report of “unusual noises coming from ██████’█ Laundromat.” Police were sent in for investigation, but when the officers never returned is when foundation personnel got involved and sent over MTF Iota 4 (“Sud Buds”) disguised as American SWAT troops in order to contain the anomaly. All involved civilians were given class C Amnestics.
The following addendum is to be given to all personnel involved with SCP-XXXX
Addendum-XXXX-01
ATTENTION SITE PERSONNEL
SCP-XXXX is not to be used as a standard non-anomalous washing machine and is not to be treated as such. No one is allowed to tell new personnel that we have a “Site laundry room” or that “SCP-XXXX’s containment unit is there for personal use”
-Ethics committee
[Note: the doctors responsible for telling junior researcher ████ to put his laundry in the “Site washing machine” have been reprimanded appropriately]
Below are all current testing logs involving SCP-XXXX
Test Log XXXX-1
Input: One red silk scarf
Output: A non anomalous red snake that is shown to be very friendly to all personnel
(Notes: The snake now affectionately referred to as “noodles” is kept on site and is currently being kept by Dr.████ as his pet snake)
Test Log XXXX-2
Input: One red and white holiday Christmas hat
Output: several red and white tentacles emerged from the machine and attacked all personnel killing ██ researchers and wounding several others.
(Notes: after around half an hour the tentacles receded into the machine and reverted back into the initial holiday Christmas hat)
Test Log XXXX-3
Input: Junior researcher ████’s laundry including: one white coat, eight black socks, two pairs of jeans, two black shirts, and two pairs of red underwear
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]
(Notes: junior researcher ████ was given replacement clothing)
