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suborbital floating toilet?! Photograph taken of SCP-2078-J being sent into suborbital space.
Item #: SCP-2078-J
Object Class: KETER! ITS A FLOATING TOILET Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: none. its a floating toilet. how do you contain a floating toilet?
SCP-2078-J is to be contained within a (preferably reinforced) crate and stored in a Site-81 containment locker. Crate containing SCP-2078-J is to have an automatic gravity manipulator implemented. As of ██/██/20██, non-lethal testing has been authorized for research personnel with Level 2 clearance or higher with supervision specialized in gravity mechanics.
Description: its a toilet- that floats- in the air! people even sent it into space! and guess what? IT CAME BACK! its a sentient flying toilet! like what the hell
I cant go to the restroom now, for all i know the toilet im sitting on could bite me or all of a sudden fly in the damn sky!
every so often itll land on the ground, maybe its hungry or something idk but anyways- i forgot what i was saying- oh yea. the thing has water in it! and you can flush it! where does the waste go? nothing comes out of the plumbing mumbo jumbo in the back
ive never seen it speak before but i wouldnt be surprised if a sentient toilet just started blabbing randomly. this foundation contains some weird stuff, like that neck snapping peanut. anywho, i suggest we terminate the toilet. its way to dangerous, like cmon! its a floating toilet for god sakes!
SCP-2078-J is a standard American ceramic toilet lacking the ability to rust and age. Item also possesses the ability to float. SCP-2078-J, prior to being contained, has been publicly sighted multiple times, typically floating approximately a meter off the ground, appearing very shaky in all recorded videos of SCP-2078-J. Media of SCP-2078-J began appearing on the internet in early 20██. All videos and photographs were expunged from the internet by Kappa-10 and all News stations covering SCP-2078-J have been intercepted.
SCP-2078-J would later be detained in ███████ █████ Park in ██████, Oregon later the same year media of it circulated. After █ months contained, Site-81's Ethics Committee authorized testing for SCP-2078-J. As of ██/██/20██, no tests have yet been conducted, a gravity manipulating attachment has been requested for non-gravity based tests on SCP-2078-J.
The item does not appear to require plumbing to function, being able to be flushed and refilled with water as if attached to proper plumbing. When briefly tested, it was discovered that the contents flushed do not exit through any orifice of the toilet. SCP-2078-J also has never shown to clog, leading personnel to believe SCP-2078-J cannot be clogged unless a solid object fully blocks the flushing point. This has yet to be tested.
Addendum 1: Prior to containment, in early 20██, SCP-2078 was discovered by home owners on their property in ██████, Oregon and was later sent into suborbital space with several helium balloons. The balloons popped from the pressure at approximately 9,100 meters in altitude. However, SCP-2078 proceeded to advance higher until reaching suborbital space at approximately 100,050 meters where it lingered for just short of an hour before falling back down in the same direction it had flown and landed sixty (60) meters away from the aforementioned home owners' property.
Dr. ███████, please see me in my office later after hours.
-Task Manager Benjamin
no, ████ off dude
i was assigned this SCP
Doctor, I understand that. However, the presentation of said SCP is unacceptable.
-Task Manager Benjamin
jeez fine dude, I'll revise the damn document
Both of you, stop using this file to converse. Dr. ███████, I expect this document to be revised by the end of the day.
-J.T from File Administration
Chill chill, man. I'm getting on it now sheesh
Uhh what are the special containment procedures again?
Jesus Christ, Doctor. I'm reassigning this file to someone more qualified.
-Task Manager Benjamin
Bruh.
This file has been reassigned to Senior Researcher █████████. Now please stop discussing here. That's not what these files are for.
-Emily from File Administration
