SCP-0000
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 is contained in a standard anomalous item containment unit, in Site-28.
All personnel must wear gloves when handling SCP-0000 outside of a testing environment. This is to prevent harm to oneself or others while under the affects of SCP-0000.
Description: SCP-0000 is an anomalous piece of artwork. SCP-0000 is 42cm in height and has a diameter of 45cm. SCP-0000 is constructed of an unknown metal alloy, and includes three arch-like shapes intersecting each other to create a vaguely triangular shape.
Individuals that come into direct contact with SCP-0000 will be unable to perceive right angles, instead viewing all objects as round/spherical. It can take anywhere from 5 minutes - 2 days for this effects to wear off.
Addendum 0000.1: Recovery
SCP-0000 was purchased in an anomalous items auction by Agent ████████ on ██/██/20██. SCP-0000 was delivered in a wooden crate. A single piece of paper was taped to the inside of said crate, it read as following:
You can't be cornered in a world without corners. I'd shoot you strait, but my shots are still curved.
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