a very upset fish
rating: 0+x

Item: SCP-4796

Object Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4796 is to be housed in a 5 by 5 by 6 meter aquatic tank depicting the habitat of the Ohio river. SCP-4796 is to be fed live worms daily and given supplements every other month. Currently due to the low threat level of SCP-4796 the tank it is located in is currently housed at Site-19´s Break room. SCP-4796 containment it to be cleaned every month and checked for damages.

Description: SCP-4796 is a male fish identified as a Large-mouth Bass. SCP-4796 is able to speak German and English and appears to have the intelligence of the average 26 year old. Whenever a staff member attempts to interact with SCP-4796. The entity will become very annoyed and hurl insults and attempt to hurt the person. SCP-4796 also appears to have an calming affect on people who watch it move.

Test 4796-1 Date 03/06/████
Subject: SCP-4796
Procedure: SCP-4796 is introduced to a male Large-Mouth Bass. After 5 minutes the bass was removed from the tank
Results: SCP-4796 became aggressive and began to attack while shouting insults SCP-4796 approaches the bass and attempts to attack it stating ████ you dumb █████ this my tank you ████████████ come back you here you ████ get you ███ back here right now.
Analysis: SCP-4796 does not like other male Large-Mouth Bass we could try it with a female but that is still up to questioning.

Interview Log 4796-1

Interviewed: SCP-4796

Interviewer: Dr.James ██████

Foreword: An interview log taken shortly after SCP-4796 was brought to the foundation

Begin Log

Dr.James: Good Afternoon SCP-4796

SCP-4796: What the ████ is an SCP why the hell am i here and who is this █████ talking to me.

Dr.James: I just here to ask some questions about your past would the ok

SCP-4796: Ok just this once and if you decide to do anything funny your gonna get ████

Dr.James: Ok well can you tell us how you where born and when

SCP-4796: I don´t from a magical fairy. No you ████ wad I came form an egg was born in 1998

Dr.James: Ok well when did you learn to speak English

SCP-4796: About when i was 1 year old this ████ caught be and put me in a fish tank which was way to small and well i pick up his English from there

Dr.James: Ok can you speak any other languages

SCP-4796: Ja ich deutsch sehr gut (translation is yes i speak German very good)

Dr.James: OK one more question how was your life like when you were in that fish tank

SCP-4796: …..

Dr.James: Uh SCP-…

SCP-4796: ████ you man you ████████████ i will kill you son of a █████ you ███████ how dare you try to get me to speak i will ███████ end you and everything you love you █████ now leave me this instances you ████ █████ ████ wad.

End Log

Closing Statement: SCP-4796 continues to hurl insults until Dr.James leaves upon which he returns to a calm state but with heavy breathing