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Item #: SCP-4347

Clearance Required: Level 2

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Anyone with a clearance level under 3 who accessed this document before the revision are to be amnestied. Any Foundation defectors are to be shot on sight by all armed Foundation personnel. All personnel who open this document are to be tagged. Tagged personnel are to be tested for loyalty to the foundation on a weekly basis.

Foundation web crawlers are to search for news articles and forum posts about people suddenly becoming experts in medicine or doctors working perfectly in fields they have no training in, and tag them. MTF Gamma-5 (“Red Herrings”) is to investigate and, if needed, discredit the story. If a person influenced by SCP-4347 or the memetic keyphrase is discovered, MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil") is to be sent to terminate the threat.

SCP-4347
Description: SCP-4347 is a memetic anomaly. The anomaly has the effect of causing everyone who hears a specific phrase(footnote: see document “SCP 4347 Keyphrase”) to suddenly become as knowledgeable as an expert in all fields of western medicine. A secondary effect is that they become a level 10.0 in Amnestics Resistance Scale. People who hear the phrase often want to tell it to as many others as possible. SCP-4347 is not hazardous to human life in any way.

CLEARANCE LEVEL 4347-4 REQUIRED:
CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED

Subject name: Dr. (Placeholder)
Defection date: 19/12/2014
Job: Containment specialist
Status: Shot dead during a raid on Site-81 1/4/2018
Notes: Ordered several researchers to find alternative ways to remove SCP-4347’s effect from civilians. 3 months after being assigned SCP-4347