Item #: SCP-XXXX-J.

Object Class: Wack.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is contained on Site-19 in The Wack Box (see diagram), to prevent the spread of their completely wack style. In the event of a containment breach, MTF-XXXX-J ("hard af ni🅱️🅱️as") are to track down SCP-XXXX-J and taze the everloving shit out of them.

SCP-XXXX-J is provided with a bowl of Iams cat food and a Pepsi twice a day. Their bodily waste is stored in the corner of The Wack Box, and is cleaned by on-site staff weekly.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a humanoid that identifies as "David Mathers." They are small af in height, skinny af in weight, and completely WACK in overall anatomy.

SCP-XXXX-J exhibits the anomalous property of BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING WACK.