The Human Calculator

Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the safe effects of SCP-(to be determined), containment has been cut down to a standard living compartment on par to some of the security staff. If SCP-(to be dertermined) is found in areas that have been condemned, blocked off, or secured, SCP-(to be determined) is to be placed into a D-Class holding cell for four days and administered Class A amnestetics if SCP-(to be determined) has seen confidential information. If behavior like this continues for longer than ten days, it is to be assumed that SCP-(to be determined) is planning to escape containment, destroy the containment of other SCPs, or planning to destroy the facility. If this is assumed, SCP-(to be determined) is to be put on lockdown and is not to be released until a full investigation is launched. It should be noted that even though there are many rules to SCP-(to be determined)’s containment, none of them have been executed as SCP-(to be determined)’s behavior has been beneficial to Site [Redacted] and the staff enjoys SCP-(to be determined)’s company.
Description:
SCP-(to be determined) is a Caucasian male at approximately 25 years of age. SCP-(to be determined) build is very lean and has a height of 5’4. SCP-(to be determined) has to wear glasses due to his irregularly shaped eyes causing nearsightedness. Subject switches his clothing daily, but always wears a grey jacked with four (4) pockets (2 outside, 2 inside).
SCP-(to be determined)’s anomalous properties manifest in several ways. The most recognizable of these is SCP-(to be determined)’s quick response time to any math problem given to him. The most amount of time it took SCP-(to be determined) to solve a problem was three (3) seconds. This response time is not affected by the difficulty of the problem, as it seems SCP-(to be determined)’s times of answering are random. See MTA(SCP#)-1843 for the full test record of problems.
If SCP-(to be determined) is asked to write or graph a problem, SCP-(to be determined) will pull out a paper of unknown makeup with a red tint that has a notebook paper design on one side and a graphing design on the other. The paper is pulled from one of the inside pockets of SCP-(to be determined)’s jacket. It seems that the papers are pulled from momentary rips in space time, similarly to SCP-(data expunged). After pulling the paper out, SCP-(to be determined) will explain the problem with such great detail, the asker instantly gets what the problem means without fail and will keep this knowledge until death.
The final and most bizarre anomalous property of SCP-(to be determined) is his allergy to mathematical errors and miss-interpretations. See MTA(SCP#)-1847 for the different reactions. Due to some of the effects of the reactions, staff is to be cautious if answering a problem and proving it's correctness to SCP-(to be determined). SCP-(to be determined) is to carry an epinephrine injector (Epi Pen) with him at all times.
Discovery:
SCP-(to be determined) was found in the United States in (redacted), GA when reports of a college student teaching classes (including his professors) who went on to score perfect scores on multiple standardized tests on subjects that would have taken years for a student to learn and comprehend.
SCP-(to be determined) was escorted into Site-(expunged) by framing it as a police escort to a celebrity banquet in order to prevent any suspicious ideas from the locals who knew SCP-(to be determined).
MTA(SCO#)-1843:
Tested the capibilties of SCP-(to be determined).

Problem Input:12*65
Answer given in 1 second.

Problem Input:54x+32y=1743
Answers for x and y given in 3 seconds.

Problem Input:f(x)=34x^5-23x^2 then f’(x)
Answer for the derivative of f(x) given in 2 seconds.

Problem Input:The definite integral where f(x)=32x^2/23x*sin(x^2)+tan(sqrt(cos(x))) where the bounds are -1274 to 2835
Answer for the integral given in 1 second.

After 17 more consequitive problems of varying difficulty, SCP-(to be determined) complained of headaches and asked to be excused.

MTA(SCP#)-1847
Test to show all of SCP-(to be determined)’s allergies.

Problem given contains a negative logarithm when fully solved.
Effect:SCP-(to be determined) starts vomiting for five minutes while crying.

Problem given contains a wrong answer when solved
Effect:SCP-(to be determined) gets a swollen tongue, Epi pen used.

Problem given contains an integral whose answer didn’t use the anti derivative of the function.
Effect:SCP-(to be determined) becomes slightly agitated and gets an internal body temperature if (expunged).

Problem given divides by zero.
Effect: SCP-(to be determined) goes into a coma for 5-178 minutes until reawaking.

Problem given contains a complex number whose real and imaginary parts are combined as normal.
Effect: SCP-(to be determined) ceases all bodily functions for ten minutes. During this time, subject’s hands pull a paper and scrape the following onto it with his fingers.
“YoU knOw tHat you CannT do thaT assHolE!!!!” After waking from his death, SCP-(to be determined) claims he has no knowledge of his time during death.

Interview:
Interview done after all experiments were run.
Interviewer: Dr. Stone
Interviewed:SCP-(to be determined)

Dr. Stone: Good day, sorry for that escort, we couldn’t let anyone know where you were going.

SCP-(to be continued): Where the hell am I?

Dr. Stone: I can tell you that another time, could I ask when you learned of your anomalous properties?

SCP-(to be determined): Um, when I was about 16. I just felt a snap anytime I answered something. It was like I had seen them already 100 times.

Dr. Stone: So you’re aware of what you’re doing?

SCP-(to be determined): I’m really not all that certain.

Dr. Stone: Ok, and could you tell me where the papers come from?

SCP-(to be determined): What papers?

Dr. Stone: The ones you pull from your pocket.

SCP-(to be determined): What the hell do you mean from my pocket. There’s nothing in any of them.

Dr. Stone: Oh, alright, I see. One last question; could you tell me how you got your allergies?

SCP-(to be determined): First found that out when a friend of mine did a log wrong. Vomited all over his computer. Good times those were.

Dr. Stone: Thank you for your time SCP-(to be determined), if you’d like to request another interview, feel free to ask for one.

SCP-(to be determined): Thanks doc.

Notes: It seems like most of SCP-(to be determined)’s properties are more of an automatic instinct instead of a manual process.

~italic textNote from O5-02: It seems that SCP-(to be determined) could prove valuable to the foundation due to his manifesting powers. We should seek out new integrations with SCP-(to be determined).italic text