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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the structural nature of SCP-XXXX, standard removal and/or site containment protocol cannot be followed. Instead, limiting SCP-XXXX’s influence on the outside world through external monitoring and media hijacking.

All job advertisements referring to SCP-XXXX are to be removed from all media publications.

All job offers will be given to D-Class personnel with food services background, rotated out bi-monthly monthly weekly to avoid SCP-XXXX’s antimemetic effects on the individual. These individuals will be debriefed (See D-Class Interview Transcripts).

If any civilians apply for and begin work at SCP-XXXX, MTF Gamma 99 (Health and Safety) will catch and amnesticize. After this, Foundation employees will re-embed civilian workers within a nearby Foundation front company. Should there be any resistance to this by SCP-XXXX, site command may authorize the use of non-lethal force.

If any variations of SCP-XXXX-1 leave the premises, they are to be detained by MTF Gamma 99 and relocated to a Standard Humanoid Anomaly Containment Cell.

During Inception events, entering SCP-XXXX is extremely hazardous and may only be attempted under senior researcher supervision. See Incident Log 03/A for further information.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a small takeaway shop located on a popular terraced street near the town centre of ██████████, County Durham, U.K. It has external dimensions of 4.2m (Length) by 16.1m (Depth) by 11.9m (Height). Its internal dimensions shift depending on the iteration of SCP-XXXX currently in play. Attempts to measure SCP-XXXX using Radar, Sonar, Ladar and [REDACTED] meet with inconsistent readings.

SCP-XXXX undergoes restructuring events on a semi-annual basis. As this follows a pattern, additional information regarding this event can be found in the additional notes below. Due to the anomalous effect of SCP-XXXX, any further description would ultimately be inaccurate after a Inception event has transpired.

It is of importance to note that SCP-XXXX came to the attention of the Foundation through an encrypted message sent from within the Foundation itself. Internal Investigations are still ongoing. However it has been suggested that [REDACTED].

Addendum:

Following the events of 03/A, Researchers are in the process of designing a series of micro drones for exploration that can operate autonomously. 05 has been briefed and awaits further results.

(Senior Researcher Update ██/██/18)

To every member of staff operating on the SCP-XXXX project.

I do not care that their share-box is cheap. I do not care that the [REDACTED] tastes better than the ones from [REDACTED]. No, you are not doing ‘Further Research’ by buying the food there. Yes, I know it’s safe. But we do not know what will happen if they find out we are watching them. Just go down the street to ██████ and buy your lunch there.