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CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5814
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [Needs to hear oofs or it will start oofing wonce it’s done that it will break out and kill anything that it sees]
Description: [REDMEGAOOFHEAD was discovered on the planet Oof they had no idea why this planet was called oof then they sent satellites over there then it sees something that goes on the satellite then takes control of it shoots it on earth and almost killed 100 ppl on earth they immediately took action and contained it it’s in a metal box that’s about 2.5 meters wide and 30 feet tall and has a speaker that plays oofs for years once they had it on for 6 years and once it stopped he started to oof strangely they sent down class d down their and oof instanly killed them it shot a oof a tiny yellow oof head that’s shoots out faster than the speed of light then it had tiny teeth on it that chomped class d neck and then die know they have guards next to it at all times if not they will play an oof sound and it’s multiplying every single hour so it can end the world case of scenario ]
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