Food Canon Parts 1-10

Once upon a time, during the year 1854 and in America, there was a young boy named Sam Howell or also known as SCP-3812. Sam was a black 16 year old boy who was a slave. Sam was as usual picking cotton, when all of a sudden he got shot since his owner had too many slaves and he needed to kill some of them. Once Sam died there was a gravestone made for him. A few hours later people reported they saw a type of light coming out of Sam's grave, when they dug it up he wasn't there. Since Sam's body wasn't in the grave, people were wondering what happened to him or what he became. Basically, what happened was a resurrection. After he died, he resurrected and became something else, something different that wasn't just his human form of Sam Howell. He now had the ability to alter and warp reality, shape shift into anything he wants but chose to take the form of a yellowish purple light, became a omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient being, and had pretty much any ability you can think of. But by far the most outstanding ability SCP-3812 got from his resurrection was that he automatically transcends anything that exists by definition, if something exists and as long as it exists Sam would automatically transcend it. Due to this Sam also transcends himself, he's constantly transcending the past version of himself and after he transcends something that exists that was beyond him before, he then automatically transcends that and after he transcends that he just keeps transcending anything that exists beyond him infinitely spiraling upwards. This isn't something he can decide it's just what he is. Due to SCP 3812's nature he automatically transcended anyone that used to be beyond him, even transcending the author himself also known as Andrew Swanns. Sam also transcended everyone in the SCP verse. SCP's like 682, 096, 2747, 001 etc, and also transcended all the other SCP branches such as Chinese, Russian, French etc. Absolutely no one in the SCP verse was able to win against Sam because Sam just always automatically transcended them. But enough about SCP 3812, let's talk about the other interesting SCP's and explain their backstories and abilities etc. So first up is SCP 682 the immortal lizard. 682 has existed since the beginning of time, he was always lonely and always encountering people who thought they could kill him but they obviously fail. Not much is known about 682 apart from the fact he's immortal, has existed since the universe began, can warp reality, and that he's able to perfect anything against his opponent, whatever his opponent can do 682 will do better. Now to move on to another interesting SCP, there's also SCP 001 also known as the Scarlet King. Like 682 he's existed since the beginning of time. He embodies the very platonic concept of evil, and his goal is to kill everyone in the SCP verse, he obviously fails because of 3812. Also Swanns since he controls and governs everyone in the SCP verse besides 3812. 001 can warp time, space, and reality. But his best ability by far is that it doesn't matter how strong his opponent is, his opponent will lose when facing him. Now to talk about another interesting SCP we have is SCP 2747. No one knows where 2747 is from, all we know about where she came from is one day during the 1940's 2747 just popped up into the SCP verse. 2747 is known to also be someone who advocates for lesbianism. 2747's ability vary from reality warping to being able to always win against impossible odds. 2747 is also known to be very kind towards people and always avoids fights. Another interesting SCP to talk about is SCP 096 also known as Shy Guy. 096 was a 32 year old homeless Japanese man who was extremely ugly because when he was in the army he had an accident leaving his face deformed. Living in the Japan streets everyone would treat him horribly. They would punch him, kick him, throw food at him, and he was so ugly that whenever anyone looked at him he cried. One day 096 was in an alleyway someone ran up on him and stabbed him. He bled out to death but a few hours later his dead body wasn't there. He woke up but he wasn't a man anymore he was now a humanoid type of thing. He was 9 feet tall, extremely skinny, and ghost white, and whenever anyone saw his face he'd immediately know where they are and would kill them. Now Shy Guy doesn't have any out of the ordinary abilities in base form he just has abilities like super strength, super speed etc but in his true form it's said he'll be able to beat SCP's like 682 and 001. To talk about 096's true form no one has ever seen what it looks like. But a lot of people are scared of it since apparently in his true form he can beat SCP's like 682, 2747 and 0001. Well enough about explaining the characters, let's talk about something exciting that happened with these characters. They all got into a fight 096, 682, 2747, and 001 all fought trying to get to the top of the SCP cosmology to meet Andrew Swanns. First 682 and 001 fought going up until the Not Abyss where 001 just fell out of existence and lost to 682. Then 682 went all the way up until he reached The Beyond where 2747 met him there and 2747 lost. Then he went to the Alpha Layer where true form 096 met him there, they fought and 682 lost. Finally 096 was gonna meet Swanns now to ask him to make him stronger. But Andrew refused and got them all out of here. They weren't gonna be able to access the Alpha Layer again. To be continued…

Cosmology Order: Realities, Dimensions, Universes, Multiverses, Noosphere, Anti Noosphere, Info Noosphere, The Not Abyss, The Wanderer's Library, Tree Of Knowledge And Life, The Beyond, Narrative Dimensions, The Alpha Layer, SCP-3812's Void (3812’s void isn’t really apart of the SCP cosmology it’s a place that exists outside of the SCP cosmology and is where SCP 3812 resides)

The Alpha Layer is the absolute peak of the SCP cosmology and is where Andrew Swanns resides but is still able to be accessed by different SCP's and no one in the SCP verse can access 3812's void.

AUTHOR TAGS: @hippograndma (me), @lettucemaster, @onionninja, @melondancer, @tautologicalcheese