Frabjous Green

Date: 22/11/1963

Attempt: foo

Preventative Measures: bar

Date: 22/11/1963

Attempt: Assassination proceeded as normal. At 12:31 PM, a second instance of President Kennedy (Kennedy-B) emerged from the "Ship's Lounge" bar, approximately 3 miles north-east of the assassination site. Kennedy-B claimed that he had been "transported" from Dealey Plaza to the men's restroom of the bar by some unknown force. Investigation showed that Kennedy-B materialized in the restroom at the exact moment that Oswald's bullet struck the primary Kennedy instance (Kennedy-A).

Preventative Measures: Agents intercepted Kennedy-B before he could exit the restroom and detained him in a Class-█ temporal stasis loop. This detention will continue until further notice.

No, you do not get to slack off just because we "have a spare". - Dr. Moldenhauer