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SCP-XXXX's meeting place. The script was thrown out 5 minutes prior.
SIGNIFICANT CHANGES TO PLAN: THE SAINTLY COLLECTIVE DE PALAIS (DE ROBERTS) HAS LAID DOWN THE FOLLOWING DECREE, WITH CLEARANCE BY THE FOUNDATION:
THE PALAIS WILL BE ALLOWED TO DIRECT LEGAL PROCEEDINGS WITHOUT SEASON CANCELLATION. THE PALAIS IS NOT TO BE INTERRUPTED. FOUNDATION VIDEO CAMERAS ARE ALLOWED INTO THE PALAIS ONCE PER DAY, TO RECORD, AS PERMITTED BY JUDGE ROBERTS.
IF DECISIONS PERMIT, THE FOUNDATION IS TO ALLOW FOR TRANSFER OF CUSTODY OF SELECTED CRIMINALS INTO PALAIS HANDS. THESE ACTORS ARE NOT TO BE HARMED. THE PALAIS WILL NOT HAND DOWN VERDICTS REGARDING THE WORLD. THIS IS A BILATERAL AGREEMENT.
THE ONE, KNOWN AS THE LIFEBLOOD WHICH FLOWS THROUGH THIS SACRED HALL, FLOWS THROUGH US ALL. IT IS WITH HIS BLESSING THAT WE MAY WORK OUR WONDERS. THE ONE IS TO BE SELECTED ON OCCASION, AS NEEDED.
DESCRIPTION OF THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE: THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS AN UNDERSEA POINT OF JUSTICE, HANDING DOWN SWIFT ENTERTAINMENT TO ALL UNDERPRIVILEGED BEINGS. THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS LOCATED INSIDE A LOCAL CONTAINER STORE. HERE AT THE PALAIS, WE ARE NO ORDINARY COURT OF PROCEEDINGS. THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE IS CAPABLE OF THE FOLLOWING:
- FORCING HANDWRITTEN SCRIPTS ABOUT THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE TO BE ALTERED AND WRITTEN ONLY BY THE PALAIS'S DIRECTOR IN CHIEF, IRRESPECTIVE OF ORIGINAL AUTHORSHIP. THE DIRECTOR IN CHIEF, ALOYSIUS ROBERTS, IS TO ALWAYS ACCEPT ORIGINAL AUTHORSHIP OF ANY ALTERED DOCUMENTATION, AND IS LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO MAKE ALL AWARE THAT HE IS THE ONLY AMAZING CREATOR.
- DELIVERING JUSTICE IN THE FORM OF CHOOSING VICTIMS OF SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION: THOSE CHOSEN AS INJUST WILL BE PERCEIVED AS CRIMINAL SCUM BY ALL OF THEIR PEERS
- DELIVERING DECREES, AND COMPLETE AND TOTAL FREEDOM OF CONCEPTUALIZATION.
THE PALAIS DE JUSTICE CAN WORK ITS INCREDIBLE WONDERS ON ALL. EVERY BEING IS ABLE TO BE SHAPED BY ITS DECISIONS.
THE DISCOVERY OF THE INCREDIBLE PALAIS: THE PALAIS WAS DISCOVERED FOLLOWING ERRATIC BEHAVIOR NOTED BY LOCALS, OF SCREAMING AND THE DISSIPATION OF A FIGURE WITH A POWDERED WIG, ALONGSIDE ONE SCORPION AND ONE SEAGULL. AS SUCH, THE PALAIS WAS QUICKLY NARROWED DOWN FOLLOWING DISCOVERY OF JUDGE ROBERTS' HANDSOME FACE. THE FOUNDATION QUICKLY CLAIMED FILM RIGHTS, AND NOW PRODUCES THE 'JUDGE ROBERTS SHOW' ON AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.
NOTE: THE ONE AND ONLY (SO FAR) EPISODE OF THE JUDGE ROBERTS SHOW IS ATTACHED BELOW. THE FIRST CASE IS AS FOLLOWS: THE HEROIC YETI WHITECRAB IS ATTEMPTING TO FIND THE FATAL SENTENCE FOR JELLYMAN BRONSON. YETI IS TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT DUE TO HIS STINGING AND VENOMOUS CAPABILITIES POSING GREAT RISK TO THE SURROUNDINGS.
Foreword: THIS DOCUMENT IS A VIDEO FILE, AUTOMATICALLY TRANSCRIBED SO AS TO BYPASS THE PALAIS' ABILITIES.
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<BEGIN RECORDING>
(The video begins facing both Henderson and Stinger. Stinger is in the middle of describing his case. The camera pans to Stinger's face, clearly distressed as he points to his tail. The Judge bangs his Gavel. The ONE has been forced to decree that the concept of EXISTENCE is to be revoked from Henderson and Stinger with great pain. Furthermore, the ONE has decreed the concept of REMEMBRANCE to be revoked from the remnants of the two who can no longer be. The ONE Roberts has decreed that his excess CONCEPTUALIZATION is to be used to create two more who can be. Bronson and Henderson are to be bestowed with the concept of CREATION, dramatically. The two are created stage center.)
BRONSON: Your Honor, I tell you, I can't DO anything about this! It's what I was born with, for Neptune's sake! Judge, I'm telling you! I CAN'T RESIST MY ROLE IN THIS SOCIETY! I WAS BORN WITH A STINGER, I MUST STING!
HENDERSON: PRECISELY why, your honor, this MENACE to SOCIETY should not be allowed anywhere near my condominiums! There are children and families in that building! Children and families, your honor! Let me ask you this: do you care abou my noble city! This is protection of the noble idea of family!
(The camera pans to the Judge WHO WATCHES. The ONE is banging a gavel furiously.)
ROBERTS: ORDER. I CALL FOR ORDER. Listen to me, both of you. This story makes no sense! I need to up the TENSION!
(Both parties nod their ς -axis in turn.)
ROBERTS: Well then, it's clear that I've so much to fix, hmm?
(ROBERTS bangs his gavel, decreeing order ZUN-19. Henderson begins to exit stage ζ furiously.)
IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH.
(ROBERTS HANDS DOWN HIS ι-verdict FINAL DIVINE JUDGMENT.)
NO! NO. HOW AM I TO BE
(—ROBERTS BECOMES CHOSEN BY THE PALAIS. THE ONLY CHOSEN. THE ONE.)
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MY VIEWERS.
