Per 
ur mom lol
Item #: SPC-69420 😎😎😎
Object Class: Fatter than your mom
Special Containment Procedures: Doesn't need any. Your mom is already fat enough and she's giving the object a home inside her belly lmao
Description: SPC-69420 is a big bad meanie pig. It always knocks on my door even though I throw shit at it when I tell it to leave. It lives in a hellish place called "school" and it gives me these stupid papers called "homework". This homework always makes me feel bad and I hate it. It also smells like farts and it is bad.
I tried calling my parents about it but they just shoved eggs in my mouth and told me to shut up! How rude. It isn't fair that the pig gets to just give me fart homework without my permission! I wish I could run away and play Fortnite.
Luckily though, I can just go to the internet with all of my gamer friends and smoke digital weed for fake internet points. That's the life. The pig can't get me there.
