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Name: Intern Beauvillier
Date: [TO BE FILLED WHEN PORTED]
Total items: 12 1cm cubes respectively made of sodium, chlorine, beryllium, magnesium, lithium, aluminium, phosphorus, silicon, baryum, calcium, radium, and carbon.
Input: The sodium and chlorine cubes.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An approximately 1,4cm cube, made of sodium chloride. Induces anger in any person in direct contact with the cube.
Note: The D-Class that retrieved the output was… quite salty. - Intern Beauvillier
Note: Using a single cube from now on. The results might be more interesting. - Intern Beauvillier
Input: The beryllium cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A 1cm cube of beryllium. Causes severe respiratory troubles similar to CBD (Chronic Beryllium Disease) symptoms when held. Letting go of the cube removes any of the effects. If a person already suffering from CBD grabs the cube, no effects are noted, although if said person lets go, the disease will be cured. Samples taken from the cube also possess similar properties.
Input: The magnesium cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output An extremely reactive chemical product. Caused a small explosion upon opening of the booth. Subsequent analysis of the ashes revealed that the explosion was caused by a reaction with the humidity of the air.
Note: SCP-914 wasn't damaged. Everything's okay, there is no need to terminate me. - Intern Beauvillier
Input: The lithium cube.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A lithium cube. Surface temperature is of 170°C, resulting in a constant anomalous state of combustion, emitting very strong light.
Note: Output retrieved via fire-resistant remote controlled robots. SCP-914 is still undamaged. - Intern Beauvillier
Input: The aluminium cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A visibly unchanged cube of aluminium. Will melt and wrap itself around any edible object if placed in a 12 centimeters radius of said object. The aluminum covering is difficultly removable, as the wrapping is fully hermetic and
smooth.
Note: All air was removed from Cell 102-B for this test, as phosphorus is extremely reactive to oxygen and I wanted to avoid issues similar to the magnesium cube explosion. Test completed using remote-controlled robots. - Intern Beauvillier
Input: The phosphorus cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A small, 1cm cube. Absorbs light very efficiently when exposed to a light source, creating a zone of dim darkness in a 2 centimeters radius around the cube, and emits a very strong greenish light when placed in a dark place (Under 100 lux).
Input: The silicon cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A silicon cube, with a dial on one of its side, three small holes on another side, and one hole on every other side. Testing revealed that when electricity is provided to the cube via copper wires plugged in the holes, rotating the dial will change the behavior of the current circulation, replicating logic gates or simple electronical components, such as resistors and condensators.
Input: The baryum cube
Setting: Very Fine
Output:
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Name: Intern Francois Beauvillier
Date: TBA
Total items: 10 colored Lego figurines, one handwritten note reading "Can I have a big one, please?"
Note: If there's one thing that my mom taught me, it's that asking politely always gets you what you want. - Intern Beauvillier
Input: All aforementioned items
Setting: ~~Fine~~ Very Fine
Output: Ten colored figurines representing the characters from the video game "Among Us", and one handwritten note reading "There is an impostor among us."
Note: I slipped, but it ain't that bad, I guess. I'll keep them, they'll make nice decoration. - Intern Beauvillier
Addenum: After being unobserved for around 20 minutes, the top half of the pink figurine was reported missing, only revealing a severed spine.
Note: Dear Mr. Veritas, could you forget about this little incident, please? - Intern Beauvillier
Name: Intern Francois Beauvillier
Date: 25/12/2020
Total items: A roll of generic gift wrap paper, a cardboard box containing a mug with the sentence "I'm the boss and I hate it" imprinted on it.
Note: Please, hide this test from Dr. Veritas. I'm trying to make a surprise for Christmas - Intern Beauvillier
Input: All aforementioned items
Setting: Very Fine
Output: A cubic object wrapped in gift wrap paper.
//Note: Seems like what I wanted. But it feels extremely supicious. I'm very sorry, but I'll have to open this gift. It's okay, I have a spare mug. - Intern Beauvillier
Note: It was just a cubic cardboard box, containing a mug. It looks perfectly normal. It just replaced the caption with a red and green festive pattern. - Intern Beauvillier
Addendum: Upon grabbing the mug, Intern Beauvillier was near-instantaneously wrapped in gift wrap paper. The wrapping was air-tight, and security intervention was needed to tear off the paper. No subsequent injuries were reported.
Note: I am very tempted to offer this to Dr. Veritas, but I'd like to stay alive until new year's eve. I'll just offer the normal mug. Merry Christmas, 914, and may I never try to feed you Christmas gifts again. - Intern Beauvillier
