Frank Fontaine
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard 5m x 5m x 5m containment chamber with a thick (~5cm) layer of steel. It must be stored in its plastic sleeve, inside of the white record cover and placed upright against the table leg. The cell's table should be wooden and should feature a █ turntable with the lid closed on top. A wooden chair should be positioned adjacent to the table.

All personnel is authorized to enter the cell.
NOTE: DUE TO LACK OF EXPERIMENTATION AND RESEARCH. At any time of interaction, only one person should be in the cell and under any circumstances they should not vacate the cell. Both sides of SCP-XXXX must be played before vacation and during this course the subject should NOT move from the provided chair.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 45 RPM record. The record is black with a circular white film in the center measured at 3cm x 3cm in diameter.
The record's sides are labeled 'Side 1' and 'Side 2' and feature two tracks per side. The tracks are all derived from the twentieth century and are similar in musical type [It must be noted that 'Eu Ouço Falar' is anomalous to the other tracks].

Side 1A: 'Solace' by Scott Joplin, performed by Marvin Hamlisch.
Side 1B: 'La Mer' by Django Reinhardt.

Side 2A: 'Eu Ouço Falar' by Francisco Alves.
Side 2B: 'For Sentimental Reasons' by Django Reinhardt.

The turntable does not require any PHONO, speakers or amplifiers - the turntable appears to be self-dependent and the tracks are distinctly audible at an estimated 75 decibels (Eu Ouço Falar is an exception at a notable 68 decibels). Subjects have noted that the sound is stereo rather than mono even though there is no discernable output for the volume. Experiments involving SCP-1038 have taken place, attempting to connect the turntable to speakers.

Upon interaction with SCP-XXXX, it is recorded that the subject experiences feelings of melancholy, cheerfulness, and nostalgia.
Courtesy of 'Experiment 1' from 'Ammendum 1X' and the nature of the song's production, researcher Dr. █ █ has aligned each scene with geographical locations:

  • Solace - Germany
  • La Mer and For Sentimental Reasons - France
  • Eu Ouço Falar - Latin-America/Spain/Portugal

It is hypothesized by Dr. █ █ that the two musicians playing in the Jazz-bar was Django Reinhardt, distinguished by his mustache and hair. Also claiming that he had three fingers. The other being Stéphane Grappelli.

Addendum 1X - Experimentation Log:

Report from Class-C '9399' on the 12/05/2011:

As of 4/03/1999 all research has been suspended on connectivity to SCP-XXXX - seek authorization of Doctor █ █ for further research approval.